d.: Hey, Cal.E., it’s time to start your training for the Cat Rodeo. We need to work on that one first, since it occurs next month. Then,...

C.: The combination of my intended getting in shape to catfight and d.c. training me to compete in the Cat Rodeo and the Cat Skills Games...

d.: What are you working on, Cal.E.? C.: I’m returning Tucker’s email. His email was so sweet, I decided that I should email him back...

C.: hey, d.c., I thought you wanted to start writing our blog early today. d.: Just a minute Cal.E., I want to get through watering my...

C.: d.c., Tucker sent me an email. The I.P. address is encrypted, so I still don’t know where he is. I can hack some emails and learn...

Cody Belenger Career stats Year Team Games AB R H RBI BB SO HR Avg 2022 Dodgers 144 ...

C.: d.c, how many events are supposed to be in a pentathlon? d.: Well, the word “penta” means five in latin, so five events. C.: how many...

That's great, it starts with an earthquake Birds and snakes, and aeroplanes And Lenny Bruce is not afraid … Eye of a hurricane, listen to...

Faded Memory Chorus Your just a faded memory Of the rubble and debris That used to be the bottom Of my heart Now I bought and sold for...

Well, since my baby left me Well, I found a new place to dwell Well, it's down at the end of Lonely Street At Heartbreak Hotel Where I'll...

Imagine there's no heaven It's easy if you try No hell below us Above us, only sky … Imagine all the people Livin' for today Ah … Imagine...

C.: Numbers and directions are so confusing on this planet. For instance, there are fourteen teams in the Big Ten Conference for major...

Since your husband’s last words were, “Honey, I just lost the house on that game. I bet that Iona would be Kentucky by ten points and...

Midnight, not a sound from the pavement Has the moon lost her memory? She is smiling alone In the lamplight, the withered leaves collect...

C.: I got up early today to work out and to prepare my briefs for my meeting with the big boss. When I got home, I realized something:...

C.: d.c., I need some advice. I’m up for a promotion, but it may depend on my kittens as to whether or not I get it, since I was their...

A lady that I know just came from Columbia She smiled because I did not understand Then she held out some marijuani ha-ha She said it was...

I find it very, very easy to be true I find myself alone when each day's through Yes, I'll admit that I'm a fool for you Because you're...

C.: Hi, d.c. I’m here for my workout. d.: Cal.E., today was a rest day on your schedule. You can just do something that will serve as an...

C.: Thanks for the ride, Tucker. My kittens and I will just wait for d.c. here. He has a big truck, so he’ll be able to drive all of us...