d.: (I think I’ll call Cal.E. and see how her voyage from Earth to the Planet of the Talking Cats….) (ring)   C.: Hello, d.c., how are...

C.: ( I’m glad that I can watch this college football game with Jonesing to bet on it.Taking to d.c. really helped me out yesterday. I...

C.: (Ring). (I wonder who could be calling me at this number? I was very specific with all my kittens. I told them not to call me while I...

C.: I’m bored. d.c. says that boredom is the sign of a small mind, but I disagree. My mind is large, but there is nothing to do when...

Bart: What condition is that I must promise for you to lead me to the cat who shot my paw, Barkeep? BK I will tell you as long as you...

C.: Well, that billboard says that this Starbrand coffee shop has the last sandbox for 9.99654 light years. I’ll be back on my home...

C.: I’m hungry. There’s Starbrand coffee shop in the next 18.72589 lightyears, according to that billboard. I think I’ll sto other and...

Ralph: Hey, d.c., did you get any more lyrics written for my jingle? d.: I did. R.: Let’s here it, then Wash your hands Thoroughly R.:...

Ralph: Hey, d.c., it’s Ralph. I’m doing community service instead of jail time for…catnip possession. I told the judge that I would write...

C.: Ground Control, this is Calculating Einstein Katt. Can you come in, please? Ground Control: Yes, this is ground control in Houston....

C.: (Well, now than I’m drifting through space, I can let my mind wander. Speaking os traveling through space, how can the universe be...

C.: Wow! I’m positioned just right to see what d.c. is doing at work. Since Texas Correctional Care has made inmates’ records public...

11/19/24 1600 hours d.: (I’d better try to call Dirt Cheap Discount Oil Change again and see if I can get some of my  money back from...

d.: While I deal with Dirt Cheap Discount Oil Changes, Cal.E. has graciously agreed to take over the blog posts for a couple of days,...

d.: What? Dirt Cheap Discount Oil Changes is a rip-off! Not only will they not give someone a ride to and from home, but they charge...

C.: I just got a disturbing email from Meow Z. Tongue, the Supreme Ruler of the Cat Galaxy. I don’t know what to do, so I’ll call my best...

d.: (ring) Hey, Cal.E., it's me, d.c. Why don’t you tell me the whole story of how you lost your natural claws. C.: I’ve already told...

C.: (ring) Hey, d.c., thanks for sending in the big guys to keep me from relapsing. I really shouldn’t eat catnip, and I know that. I...

d.: Well, Cal.E. decided that she needed to go back to work at The Kennel cleaning cages to be able to repay Tom the Tabby for a large...

d.: I looks like my bottled water has expired. I wonder how water can expire? (Ring) I wonder who that could be? “Hello?” C.: Hi, d.c.,...