C.: Knock, knock. d.c., is that you?   d.: Yes, Cal.E., is that you? C.: Yes it is. I've been looking for you for two days. d.: Why?  ...

C.: (ring) d.: Hello? Okay, d.c. What’s your big idea about my book that I want to turn into a movie?   d.: I think you should...

C.: Hello?   d.: It’s me, Cal.E., d.c., and I’ve been giving our conversation yesterday a lot of thought.   C.: What conversation?   d.:...

d.: (I need to see what's in these boxes). C.: Bazinga! d.: Oh, hi, Cal.E., how are you? C.: I fell asleep in this box waiting for you,...

d.: (ring), Oh, hi, Cal.E., How’s it going with you?   C.: Well…Joe Groan and I thought that we had found the perfect opportunity to...

C.: Today, on Cal.E.’s Korner, we have a very special guest. Ladies, gentlemen, nonbinary individuals and animals of all descriptions,...

C.: (ring) ( The phone, the phone is ringing! I finally got a call on the 119 line. I suppose I should answer it).   “Hello, this is your...

C.: Now, you listen to me, Joe Groan. My son, Ralph, will be fine as the replacement for my third husband, Tucker Tucker, Two, a.k.a. The...

C.: Well, since no one ever calls the 119 line to let us know how well his or her life is going, I might as well turn on the podcast for...

C.: Well, tonight is the Major League Baseball All-Star Game, and d.c. is a big sports fan. Actually, he’s more of an average-sized guy...

C.: Oh, no! T cannot stop cat fighting. He’ll be in my fur all day every day if he quits. I miss him when he trains all day, but it’s...

d.; Let me turn on my 100" t.v. and see if Tucker Two, a.k.a. The Cat Fighter Formerly Known As The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter...

d.: Well, the local weather is over. I'm glad I recorded it while Eudora and I were on vacation. I needed to know when to turn my...

C.: I wonder what d.c. is up to? I don’t live next door to him and Eudora anymore, so I can’t just look down from an upstairs window and...

C.: Hey, d.c., it’s time to write our blog. What are you doing?   d.: I’m sorry, Cal.E., but I got caught up in this movie on my big...

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C.: Well, as soon as the tortoise Ten-kilometer race completes all its heats and declares a winner, the 2025 Animal Olympics will be...

d.: I want to take a break from our somewhat silly story line and address an issue that’s on most Texans’ minds. If you are in Texas (or...

Live from Cut-N-Shoot Texas, it’s the Joe Groan Show here on KIND/KING Conroe Cut-N-Shoot, the number one-hundred and fifth rated radio...

d.: I see you have your party hat on, Cal.E. C.: Yes, and I see that almost everyone has made it to the party, but where is Eudora?   d.:...