C.: D.C., I thought you were going to send me a script yesterday. D.: I’m sorry, Cal.E., I got sidetracked. C.: Doing what? D.: Well, with the way AI is going now, I believe that two computers may, someday, be able to fall in love. So, I wanted to get a head start on writing love songs for computers. C.: Do you have a rough draft? D.: Yes, listen to this. 100,001.1100,001 C.: Oh…okay. Well, what about today’s manuscript? D.: I got sidetracked again. C.: With m

C. (ring) Hi, D.C., what are you up to? D.: oh, just looking at the John Deere letter I got in the mail. C.: Oh, I’m so sorry. D.: Why? C.: Doesn’t that mean the Eudora finally wised up…I mean decided, after careful consideration, that you two would be better off living apart? D.: No, not a Dear John letter. A letter from John Deere. They want me to buy a small tractor. Besides, Eudora has too much of a headache to write a letter right now. C.: How small? I mean,

C.: Well, D.C. is studying for a mid-term exam, so I have some free time. What;’ the old expression, “While the humans busy, the cat will…no, that’s not it. Anyway, I feel like watching some television on T’s giant screen television. So…oh, I think this is the one where Gilligan and the other castaways finally get off the island… Meanwhile, in a land far, far away, (one-half a block, to be exact, D.C. is tired of studying. D.: (Man, my eyes are killing

C.: (ring) Hi, D.C., are you busy? D.: Well, I have a midterm exam to study for, I have assignments to complete, and I need to get ready for work this weekend. Additionally, I’m going over one book with a fine-toothed comb to see what needs to be rewritten and trying to make a schedule with Ace so we can collaborate on my nonfiction book. C.: So, it’s a day that ends in Y? D.: Yes, basically. C.: That’s good to hear. And, while we’re on the subject of writing, could y

D.: Cal.E. is filling in for her youngest male kittne, Ralph at The Kennel, and I am studying for a midterm exam. Consequently, I am offering an excerpt from my upcoming book entitled BEYOND THE THIRTEENTH MILE This chapter is entitled : THE MENTAL IRON MAN Even volunteers at Ironman distance triathlons have trouble comprehending that the competitors are going to cover one-hundred forty point six miles in one day, (or about the same a

c.: Hi, D.C., what are you up to? D.: Around six feet. C.: No, I mean, what are you doing now? D.: Sorting laundry. C.: Isn’t that something Eudora usually does? D.: No, Cal.E., it’s not. We share our duties. We learned when the boys were young that we didn’t have roles. We just did what needed to be done. Whoever had the time was the one who did the chore, no matter what it was…Well, unless it was something that required a lot of strength. Then it was my job. If

C.: So, D.C., which is the big change? The picture in the introduction as your profile picture? Or is it, the capitalization of your name,? Or the dropping of the last T off Scott? D.: Nice try, Cal.E. While all of that is true, none of that is what I was talking about yesterday. And, I dropped the last T from Scott several years ago. C.: So, you did. I knew that wasn’t it, but I wanted to catch you off guard. Well, did you add the last T back and drop the first T, then? D.

C.: OH, hi, D.C., I didn’t expect to see you today, or any time soon. D.: Obviously. C.; ???? D.: Cal.E, I asked you to write the blog solo, no, not him, by yourself, while I was busy. C.: D.C. since I’m you, and your me, doesn’t that make writing our blog OUR responsibility, not solely mine? D.…Anyway, I just want to inform you and our readers that something big is going to happen soon. C.: Wow! How big? I mean, is it bigger than a 747? D.: No, not that big. C.: The

d.: (knock, knock, knock) Calculating Einstein Katt, (knock, knock, knock) Calculating Einstein Katt, (knock, knock, knock) Calculating Einstein Katt. C.: Who is it? d.: It’s me, D.C., and I need to talk to you. C.: If you really are my best human friend, author, nurse, and sometimes lyricist Dane Christian Scott, you will know the password my third husband, (and second here on Earth), This now eight-time World Association of Cat-Fighting and Knowledge of Ornithology champi

C.: (ring). D.C., how could you let me find out like this? D.: Find out about what? C.: As if you didn’t know. D.: I don’t know what you’re talking about. C.: Well, if you don’t know, I’m not going to tell you. d.: Well, then, I suppose that’s… C.: Oh, for goodness’ sake. When were you going to tell me that you were cheating on my website with another website? d.: Oh, that. Yes, Ace gave me a website as a Father’s Day present. It’s quite professional-looking. You

d.: Happy Father’s Day to all the hard-working biological, adoptive, step and grandfathers helping raise their family’s children. And a special happy Heavenly Father’s Day to my father, Herbert George Miller, Jr.

C.: Hello, d.c., what’s going on? d.: Cal.E., don’t you remember that I asked you to write the blog Solo…. I meant by yourself, not with Hans Solo. C.: I’m sorry, I don’t recall. d.: Cal.E., I told you I had an important math test, and I needed you to pick up the slack. C.: It was a math test. That should have taken you about ten minutes to complete. d.: No, Cal.E., I’m not a math genius like you. C.: Maybe you should go stare at a carton of orange juice ten hours

C.: (ring) Hi, d.c. I haven’t heard from you in a few days, so I thought I would give you a ring (hehehe) d.: Is that because I asked you to write the blog solo… no, by yourself, and you haven’t produced anything to talk about all week? C.: Well……yes. And I see, since we are on facetime, that you have your thinking cap on, d.: Yes I do, and, fortunately for you, Cal.E., I do have something on my mind. C.: Do tell. d.: I was thinking about the sport Texas is famous

C.: Hi, d.c., I just called to chat. I'm reading the most interesting artice about how to be efficent with your time. Would you like for me to send you to link? d.: No, Cal.E. As I told you yesterday, you set my computer to Portuguese instead of Catonese. I now speak Catonese, but not Portuguese. If you'd set it to Spanish, at least I may have been able to figure it out with my pidgin Spanish, but I have no idea about how to turn this computer back to Enghlish. C.: Why? d.: B

C.: (ring) d.c., I thought you told me you could write the blog solo. .no nit him-- by yourself for a few days while I watched my kittens in the Cat Olympics. What happened? d.: What happened is I don’t speak Portuguese. C.:??? d.: When you were using my computer, instead of turning the translator to Catonese you turned it to Portuguese. I couldn’t figure out how to change it back. C.: And Eudora didn’t know, either? d.: Well, she was so busy with Trey’s wedding tha

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Ladies, Gentlemen, non-binary individuals and animals of all descriptions; we have, for your enternmeant,Cal.E.'s Kittens Take on the Cat Olympics After the opening ceremony, in which Ralph plays the national anthem on his bass.... I meant his BASS!! The stadium lights flicker on, the crowd roars, . This year’s Cat Olympics has an unexpected headline: Cal.E.’s kittens are competing—and they’re not here to nap. This event is held in the Astrodome, and to the victors go the s

C.: (I wonder why d.c. hasn’t sent me a script in several days? I think I will call him and ask him;.) (ring) d.: Hi, Cal.E. I think I know why you’re calling me. C.: You do? Do you have ESPN? d.: I do, but I don’t need to have mental telepathy to guess why you’re calling when I can read. C.: ??? d.: I should say not read. Cal.E., I asked you to write the blog solo… no by yourself. I had a lot going on, including Trey getting married this week. C.: Oh, right. And

Flirting is a subtle dance of words, gestures, and glances that can reveal much about the connection between two people. When it comes to Cal.E. and T, their playful exchanges have caught the attention of many who wonder what fuels their unique chemistry. This post explores the elements that make their flirting so captivating, breaking down the nuances that spark their interaction and keep it engaging. Cal.E. and T's favorite spot for lighthearted conversations How Cal.E. and