C.:  (knock knock, knock) dane christian scot; (knock knock, knock) dane christian scot; (knock knock, knock) dane christian scot…   d.: ...

d.: Calculating Einstein Katt, Calculating Einstein Katt, Calculating Einstein Katt. CAL.E OPEN THIS DING DANG DOOR NOW BEFORE I GET...

d.: Well, Cal.E. was supposed to call me to wright our blog about this time, today, but she hasn’t called me yet. I suppose I should call...

C.: Howdy, y’all. d.c. is feelin’ a might under tha weather taday, sose I’m gonna expound on yesterday’s blog post a bit, ‘cause, sure as...

C.:  d.c., I read your first book (PRECISION) and I have some questions about slang expressions. I mean, I know that you are from the...

d.: (ring). Hi Cal.E. I’m sorry I didn’t call you yesterday, but I was working on a mixed tape to commemorate a monumental occasion.  ...

JG.: Oh, oh oh, now, where was I. Oh, yes. Three gozinda nine three times, carry the two and divide by the square root of pi…   C.:...

Live, from Cut-N-Shoot Texas, it’s the Joe Groan Show her on KEEP/KEEN Conroe/Cut-N-Shoot. And now, here’s the one-hundred thirty-fifth...

Live, from Cut-N-Shoot Texas, it’s the Joe Groan Show her on KEEP/KEEN Conroe/Cut-N-Shoot. And now, here’s the one-hundred thirty-fifth...

C.: d.c., I’m drafting a graphic novel, and I need you to edit and critique it when you have time. d.: Well, I’m not that busy right now....

Live, here on KEEP/KEEN, Cut-N-Shoot Conroe, it’s the Joe Groan show. And now, here’s your host, the one-hundred-thirty-fifth most...

C.: Well, since I’m still monitoring the 119 line, I had time to watch a movie on my phone. In the entire time that d.c. have had this...

C.: Well, I’m monitoring our 119 line, so I’ll just take a nap. There aren’t any people who are going to call in and brag about how well...

C.:  Thanks, Buddy Bones. It’s nice to see you back from the other realm, even If you must wear a letter-carrier’s uniform and deliver...

C.: Well, d.c. is at work, so I’m just going to chill and listen to his favorite podcast. Live from Cut-N-Shoot Texas, it’s the Joe Groan...

C.: d.c, I think that there are a few new people who may be reading this blog. Do you want to give them a rundown on what this blog is...

d.: Oh, man. What a dream….Cal.E., what are you doing here?   C.: Well, Eudora is on Yetta Nather cruise with your and her next-door...

C.: Thanks for your help, T. I must go see about d.c. now, though. I'll be back in two or three catnaps. ( I'm glad my third husband,...

C.: Knock, knock. d.c., is that you?   d.: Yes, Cal.E., is that you? C.: Yes it is. I've been looking for you for two days. d.: Why?  ...

C.: (ring) d.: Hello? Okay, d.c. What’s your big idea about my book that I want to turn into a movie?   d.: I think you should...