Wait! Did you say that this line is to brag about things that are good in your life?   d.: Yes, that’s the general idea. However, if you...

d.: Well, I’m feeling better since the Astros won last night, and Cal.E. is “previously indisposed.” In other words, she’s taking a long...

C.: Well, d.c.is depressed today because the Texans lost by one point and Yordon Alvarez in injured….again! Please join us tomorrow for...

C.: (ring) Hey d.c. what are you doing right now?   d.: I just got home from work. I’m going to take a shower and then watch the Texans...

C.: (ring) Hey, d.c., what are you up to today?   d.: I’m working on a new series of books.   C.: What’s it about?   d.: It’s about a...

d.: (knock, knock, knock) Calculating Einstein Katt; knock, knock, knock) Calculating Einstein Katt; knock, knock, knock) Calculating...

d.: Is that you, Joe? Are you dead? Oh, no. say it ain’t so, Joe. Let me call this in. “Yes, I have male Caucasian, approximately...

JG.: OH, OH, OH, OH!! d.; Hold on, Joe Groan, I’m on my way   JG.: Man, this excruciating pain is wearing me out, and I don’t have any...

d.: Yes, 911 operator, I would like for you to send ambulance to 813 Fifty-fifth street in Cut-N-Shoot ASAP…NO! I don’t have time to...

C.: Well, d.c. is still busy with his new job, so I’ll listen to the Jow Groan Show again. It should be starting right about now. Live,...

C.: Well, d.c. is off work for the weekend, but he said he needed to  study and catch up on his “domestic chores,” whatever those are....

C.: Howdy. d.c. is training for his new position at the branch of The Kennel where he is now working, so he hasn't ben around much this...

d.: So, what do you want to talk about today, Cal.E.?   C.: IDK, d.c., do you have any ideas?   d.: Well, Jerry Seinfeld had a s how in...

C.: Well, it’s Sunday, the last day of August, so what do you want to talk about today, d.c.?   d.: Not the Astros. They aren’t playing...

d.: I’m sorry I didn’t work in time to write our blog yesterday, Cal.E., but I'm at my computer now, ready to write.   C.: Good to know,...

Meow Z. Tongue: Calm down, d.c. If you want to leave your family not only heart broken but broke when you die, that’s up to you.   d.:...

C.: I’m glad you showed up, d.c., Meow came to my house uninvited and now he won’t leave. That's why it took me so long to answer the...

We now return you to your regularly scheduled programs. \   d.: Well, that was an interesting special episode of “Nine Lives to Give.”...

C.: (I wonder if Trey has gone back to college yet. I’ll email d.c. to ask if I can text him to tell him I want to call him. That’s the...

d.: (ring) hold on, Cal.E., I’m talking to Trey. He’s about to go back to college and I’m giving him some advice.   “Trey, when you get...