Planet Earth observations of Calculating Einstein Kat; day seven I must text my boss before the end of the day: Well, my adoption...

Day Six: Adoption Day. I am so excited! Mom and Dad decided to adopt me, just like they adopted my brothers! Now, I will have papers and...

Supreme Commander of this CORNER of the universe log; discovery of planet Earth, Day Five (or Why I am Glad I Did NOT Come Earth...

The Milky Way Galaxy; Sometime in the Twenty-first Century (that's close enough for a cat) Planet Earth Discovery, day four Big Red and...

THE TWENTY-FIRST CENTURY, SOMEWHERE IN THE MILKY WAY GALAXY (that's close enough for a cat!) Discovery of the strange planet "Earth"; Day...

d.: Well, Cal.E. is still AWOL. Superdog hasn't found her yet, but he is still looking. I posted a video of him looking for her today at...

d.: Well, Cal.E is on the lam again. She escaped from the mental health unit of the kennel. The authorities are serious about catching...

d.: When I came to work last night, Cal.E. was not in her cell. I looked around her cell and found this note. It says: C.: d.c. I was...

C.: d.c. is working the night shift on the animal side of the kennel. I wonder where he is? I need to talk to him, since he is working in...

d,: Well, Cal.E. lost her privilege to TALK on her phone yesterday, but the rehab facility is still letting her text. I suppose they...

d.: Some of you have been asking to see my picture without my mask. Remember, you asked for it! I posted my picture without my mask...

d.: I guess you all guesses Cal. E got into the catnip yesterday. She is back in rehab.Not even Lucia can get her out now;. I will be...

C.: d.c is off work today, but he is busy filling in his pill caddy for the next month. That should take a while. So… he asked me to fill...

C.: d.c called and said he would be late. He got caught up in paperwork at his place of employment. He asked me to begin this segment of...

d.: I wonder where Cal.E. is today? She had not called me and left a clue in my voicemail. I hope she is okay. Wow! That looks like her...

d.: I wonder where Cal.E. is now? The message she left on my voice mail is more than a little confusing. C.: I know that you are upset...

d.: I wonder how Cal.E is doing? The message she left me last night was a little confusing. I will let you listen to it and, if you can...

Here is the message that Ca.E. left on my phone last night: Galveston, oh Galveston I still hear your sea winds blowing I still see her...

I think that Cal.E. is now staying with one of her relatives. She left me this message on my voicemail last night: Smoked some cigs from...

C.: During my time away, I have been contemplating the great mysteries of life. Questions like: How can a tight end be split wide? By...