d.: (Ring) Cal.E. is calling me at four thirty in the morning on facetime. I wonder what she wants so early in the morning on work day...

C.: Well, it’s official. I got my divorce papers in the mail today. I am now a single cat! I can officially change my name to Callie The...

THE MUSINGS OF CALCULATING EINSTEIN KAT C.: I do not know what to do with myself on my day off! “The Big Cheese,” Hush Limberger says...

What a man,Fred what a man,Fred what a man,Fred What a mighty good man,Fred A mighty mighty good man,Fred What a man,Fred what a man,Fred...

d.: Well, it is my turn to host this blog solo. Cal.E. is at work trying to earn enough money to keep her forty-two-year-old letter of...

C.: d.c. is working for the next three days. That gives me time to add to my story about being "Caryn the Cat" from Columbia, Maryland. I...

She take you down easy Going down to her knees Going down to the devil Down down to ninety degrees Oh, she's blowing me crazy 'Til my...

That’s the news for today. I’m Ben Dunn and YOU are someone else. Because, if you claimed to be me, you would need to pay child support...

d.: I will see if Cal.E. is home from work yet. I am a little worried about her. She has been working a lot of hours. I never expected...

d.: Cal.E. is calling me. I suppose she is done working for the day. She texted me this picture and said that she would call me with some...

d.: Cal.E. is taking a well-deserved rest after working back-to-back thirteen-hour shifts at The Kennel. Her mom and dad, along with my...

C.: I wonder if d.c. is home from work yet? I will call him and see. If he answers, he is done with work, since he cannot take his cell...

C.: (Maybe I should get a pet now that I am a “working stiff.” I could get a dog. I would like to have a Dalmatian. If it was a boy, I...

O One, two, three, four One, two (one, two, three, four) Let me tell you how it will be There's one for you, nineteen for me 'Cause I'm...

d.: Why did you send me this picture Cal.E.?C.: Because I need someone from this planet to interpret it for me. I asked my boss for a...

C. : Hi, d.c. What are you doing on your day off? d.: Hi, Cal.E. I see you got your phone fixed. After working a double shift, I like to...

Well, the southwest side of Houston Is the baddest part of town And if you go down there You better just beware Of a dog name of Buddy...

C.: I hope that d.c. finds my wallet soon. I will be up a creek without a paddle if he does not, and I HATE to swim! I will just ask...

c.: d.c. volunteered to go to the pet food and supply store and look for my wallet. Since he has two vehicles (one of which runs) and can...

) Yahoo! This is your celebration Celebrate good times, come on! (Let's celebrate There's a party goin' on right here A celebration to...