What a man,Fred what a man,Fred what a man,Fred
What a mighty good man,Fred A mighty mighty good man,Fred What a man,Fred what a man,Fred what a man,Fred What a mighty good man,Fred Yes he is What a man,Fred what a man,Fred what a man,Fred What a mighty good man,Fred What a mighty good man,Fred What a man,Fred what a man,Fred what a man,Fred What a mighty good man,Fred He's a mighty mighty good man,Fred What a mighty mighty good man,Fred What a mighty good man,Fred
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Songwriters: Cheryl James / David Crawford / Herby Azor
Whatta Man lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group, Warner Chappell Music, Inc
C.: d.c will be here in a minute. He is, I believe, writing a fanboy letter to his favorite person on the face of the Earth, Rob (THE) Man,Fred (hehe). Oh, hi, d.c. I looked up the words of a song to honor the person you dedicated your post to yesterday. I “reimagined” the lyrics to the refrain to honor your favorite person and put them on our blog. You should really express yourself more clearly, though. I could not tell if you were for or against Rob (THE)Man,Fred staying in office as the commissioner of Major League Baseball. I did gather, though, that you were an ardent supporter of the New York Yankees. That is why I bought your dog a jersey that represents that franchise (hehe).
d.: You are a facetious feline, Cal.E. It is too bad that my dog cannot read. She would shred that jersey and bury it in my backyard where no one would be able to find it for years if she could!
C. : That looks like a Belgian Malinois. I didn't think that your wife would let you have one of those?!
d.: No, Cal.E. What my wife said was that we could not AFFORD to buy a Malinois. She told me that from the hot tub she recently purchased. Since it was chilly outside, she had her mink stole nearby. It IS odd that she had enough money for those two things, but not the dog I wanted. Her car is also a late model Mercedes, but she says we cannot afford a new truck for me. They are too expensive. I like my truck, though. I do not mind driving a vehicle that is over ten years old. It is comfortable. She says that, since my paychecks are not very substantial, I will not be able to retire for at least ten years. She plans on retiring next year, though. She says that the stress of managing the money for both of us is too much for her to handle with the stress of working a part-time job. I guess ten hours a week is too many hours for her to work and pay all our bills. She wants to dedicate all of her time to managing our finances. My wife says that I will need to keep working at both of my nursing jobs, work overtime and extra shifts, AND write a LOT more songs and books after she retires. We will need the money, since she will not be bringing home any money anymore. She will not be eligible for social security for ten years. I guess that is when I can retire, when she is eligible to collect her social security pension.
C.: You REALLY need to keep a closer eye on your money, d.c. Anyway, is that dog a purebred, and is she smart enough to help you put the clutch and engine in your Mustang when you are able to purchase those parts for it?
d.: No, she is not a purebred Malinois, anyway. She has some German Shepard mixed in. My friend found her at the pound. He thought that she was dumb because she did not understand his commands. He did not know that Malinois take their commands in Dutch or German. So, I offered to take the dog off his hands. I know a few words in German. I looked the rest up. She IS a smart dog, but even a purebred Belgian Malinois does not have opposable thumbs. S/he would not be able to help me fix my car.
C.: Did you get enough money back on your tax returns to buy the equipment for your car? And do you know how to put the engine and clutch in place?
d.: I did and I don't. I got a large tax refund, but I am no mechanic. I can put a battery, a solenoid, or a starter on a car, but that is about it, besides changing a fuse, a relay switch or putting fluids where they belong or air in the tires.
C.: How are you going to get your car operational, then?
d.: I called my friend from my hometown who went to college with me. He is a good mechanic. He said that he would help me put the parts in my car on his long weekend off from work. He said he would do this if I would buy him a round trip plane ticket and take him to see an Astros’ game. It sounded like a good deal to me, so I purchased both tickets before the prices skyrocketed.
C.: What team are the Astros playing that weekend?
d.: The no account, lying, cheating, good-for-nothing *%@*! NEW YORK YANKEES!!!
C.: That is all the time we have for today folks! Tune in tomorrow, when d.c. is (hopefully) done with his rant about his (least) favorite team of all time.
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