C.: d.c. is working for the next three days. That gives me time to add to my story about being "Caryn the Cat" from Columbia, Maryland. I think that I can trust d.c., but one never knows! I REALLY need the money that I am earning at The Kennel to fix my rocket ship. I need to get back to my home planet and give my report. I will do that as soon as I take my trazodone and rewrite this Elton John song to explain who I REALLY am in case another cat must come to Earth to replace me if I am discovered and need to flee the authorities (again). That cat will need to carry on my research.
She packed my bags last night pre-flight
Zero hour 9:00 a.m.
And I'm gonna be high
As a kite by then
I miss the POTT-C so much I miss my life
It's lonely out in space
On such a timeless flight
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
'Til touchdown brings me 'round again to find
I'm not the cat they think I am at home
Oh, no, no, no
I'm a rocket cat
Rocket cat, burning out his fuse up here alone
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
'Til touchdown brings me 'round again to find
I'm not the cat they think I am at home
Oh, no, no, no
I'm a rocket cat
Rocket cat, burning out his fuse up here alone
Earth ain't the kind of place to raise your kids
In fact it's cold as hell
And there's no one there to raise them
If you did
And all this science
I don't understand
It's just my job five days a week
A rocket cat
A rocket cat
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
'Til touchdown brings me 'round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh, no, no, no
I'm a rocket cat
Rocket cat, burning out his fuse up here alone
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
'Til touchdown brings me 'round again to find
I'm not the cat they think I am at home
Oh, no, no, no
I'm a rocket cat
Rocket cat, burning out his fuse up here alone
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
And I think it's gonna be a-
Source: Musixmatch
Songwriters: Elton John / Bernie Taupin
Rocket Man lyrics © Dick James Music Ltd.
C.: Now, where was I? Oh, yes, I must send my kitten support check to my ex-husband. I do not want my kittens to get eaten by him! It is a good thing I took that pill!
Otherwise, I might forget what I am doing, or even the truth about who I really am!
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