Cal.E.'s Korner

C.: Hey, d.c, do you remember what the name of that course was that you took a couple of years ago to help improve your memory?

d.: No, but shy do you ask about something I don’t remember happening?

C.: I guess that answers my question As for yours, I want my third husband,

six-time World Association of Cat fighting and Knowledge of Ornithology heavy weight champion of the world, Tucker Tucker Two, a.k.a. the Cat Fighter Formerly Known As The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known As T Because Triple T Was Already Taken (by T.’s former BFF, business partner with the Triple T Cartel and former tag-team WACKO cat fighting partner and now sworn WACKO enemy, The Original Triple T, Tom the Tabby),

was supposed to go looking at Christmas lights in our neighborhood, but I think he forgot.

d.: Well, Cal.E, it’s just getting dark now, so maybe he was waiting for the lights to come on.

C.: Yes, but I asked him to go earlier.

d.: How early did you want to go?

C.: At 3:30 p.m.

d.: Why did you want to go so early when the lights aren’t even on?

C.: To beat the traffic. Besides, I’m a cat, so daytime is my nighttime.

d.: That makes sense in a way, but why did you want to go so early?

C.: So we could watch the greatest Christmas movie of all time today in our theater room. It has a one hundred inch screen,

surround sound, and, most importantly of all, cup holders!

d.: Oh, for the love of Pete, how many times must you watch DIE HARD,  Cal.E.?

C.: At least one more time. (honk)

d.: That sounds like T coming to pick you up to look at Christmas lights. He even brought the convertible so y'all coud see the lights better.

C.: So I suppose we’re out of time for today, folks, so that's the end of this cat ta(i)le. Please join us tomorrow for another cat ta(i)le

right here on Cal.E.’s Korner.