Cal.E.'s Korner

C.: Hey, D.C. I need you to do me a favor.

D.: What’s that, Cal.E.?

C.: Well, I need to fill in for Ralph at The Kennel

for the next couple of weeks…

D.: Why can’t he do his job and play his bass

…er..BASS

in back allies in Navasota, Indian Springs Klein, and Egypt. He only works four-hour shifts, so he should be able to do both, since those places aren’t that far away. Tell him to sleep on the bus.

C.: Well, that tour got cancelled, because Ralph

and the RoCKats

got booked for a longer tour.

D.: Which one?

C.: The NEW BALANCE tour. They will be playing back allies in Navasota, Egypt, Winnie, Brenham, Addicks, La Marque, Alvin, and New Braunfels.

D.: Cal.E., I’m going out of town this weekend. Can’t your third husband, (and second here on this planet), The eight- time World Association of  Cat Fighting and Knowledge of Ornithology world champion, Tucker Tucker Two,

a.k.a. The Cat Fighter Formerly Known As The Tuxedo who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known As T Because Triple T Was Already Taken ( by his former business partner with the Triple T Cat Cartel, BFF, and then chief rival for T’s eight WACKO championship belts and now BFF again after T defeated him in a grudge match for the WACKO middle-weight cat fighting championship of the world because T knocked him out

and then climbed the ladder in the ring, grabbed two delicious Planet of the Talking Cats  Cat Food and Cat Treats—give your cat treats and food that is truly other worldly cat food and treats by feeding the POTTC cat food. POTTC Cat Food and Treats, your cats will thank you for feeding it to them- and woke him up

and shared one delicious POTTC Cat Treat with him, The Original Triple T, Tom the Tabby)

look out for your kittens?

C.: I can’t ask T to do that because he’s training again.

D.: For what?

C.: He wants to be the only cat to hold nine WACKO world titles.

D.: He is already the only cat ever to simultaneously hold eight WACKO cat fighting titles, why does he want another title?

C.: I guess to prove that it can be done. He’s training to become the welterweight WACKO cat fighting champion of the world. Consequently, he’s using POTTC weight-control food and treats to drop his weight from 19.999999997 pounds to under twelve pounds.

That’s the legal limit for the Wacko welterweight division.

D.: And your kittens don’t like that type of food?

C.: Every cat loves POTTC Cat Food and Treats, but T isn’t feeding himself much, so my kittens don’t get their normal fill of POTTC Cat Food and Treats, either. T is giving controlled portions to everyone in Wayne Manor,

and it just isn’t enough for my kittens to enjoy the delicious taste of POTTC Cat Food and Treats and be satisfied.

D.: I see, well, I’ll see if Ace Can help me out…Cal.E, wasn’t the point of your fourten grown!@#$ kittens training and competing in the Cat Olympics

a couple of months ago to encourage them to have enough confidence to move out of your and T’s house and be more independent?

C.: Well, that’s all the time we have for today, folks. That’s the end of this cat ta(i)le. Please join us next time for another edition of Cal.E.’s Korner.

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