That's great, it starts with an earthquake Birds and snakes, and aeroplanes And Lenny Bruce is not afraid Eye of a hurricane, listen to...

C.: Well, I’m tired, and d.c. is working. My husband, now known as “T” is training to defend his five heavyweight cat fighting...

Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life End over end, neither left, nor the right Straight through the heart of them righteous...

Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life End over end, neither left, nor the right Straight through the heart of them righteous...

Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life End over end, neither left, nor the right Straight through the heart of them righteous...

Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life End over end, neither left, nor the right Straight through the heart of them righteous...

"Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; the truth isn't." Mark Twain. When I was...

Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life End over end, neither left, nor the right Straight through the heart of them righteous...

Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life End over end, neither left, nor the right Straight through the heart of them righteous...

Ralph: A one, a two, a one, two three four Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life End over end, neither left, nor the right...

Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life End over end, neither left, nor the right Straight through the heart of them righteous...

CAL.E AND D.C. SAY LET’S GO TEXANS!

Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life End over end, neither left, nor the right Straight through the heart of them righteous...

Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life End over end, neither left, nor the right Straight through the heart of them righteous...

Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life End over end, neither left, nor the right Straight through the heart of them righteous...

Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life End over end, neither left, nor the right Straight through the heart of them righteous...

Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life End over end, neither left, nor the right Straight through the heart of them righteous...

Could have been the whiskey, might have been the gin. Could have been three or four six-packs, I don't know, but look at the mess I'm in,...

We get up early and we work all day We put our time in 'cause we like to stay up All night long We keep on grinnin' till the weekend...

The preacher man says it's the end of time And the Mississippi River, she's a-goin' dry The interest is up and the stock market's down...