Cal.E.'s Korner

C.: Well, d.c. is at work, but he left me this quote from Spiderman, “With great power comes great responsibility.”  Hmm. That could mean that he wants me to write today’s blog by myself. Or it could mean that I’m up for a job promotion at The Kennel, and d.c. already knows about it…But, wait, I only work there part-time now as a fill in for one of my kittens when s/he is sick, has other plans, or just doesn’t feel like coming to work…Come to think of it, I am there a lot, so maybe I am being promoted. I must tell someone, so I’ll call the most important being in the world to me…But I don’t have the pizza delivery guy’s number; so I’ll call my third husband, Tucker Tucher Two, a.k.a. The Cat Fighter Formerly Known As The Tuxedo (who really needs a shortest nickname) Now Simply Known as T Because Triple T was already taken. I also have some other important new for him, but he’s training for tag-team cat fighting with The Original Triple T, Tom the Tabby.

(ring) I know that T knows my ringtone, so he should answer right away (ring). Hmm, maybe he’s busy training, although it is after five p.m. (ring) I guess cat fighters are like cops, fire fighters, doctors, nurses and repairmen in that they don’t get to stop training or doing whatever they are doing just because it’s everyone else’s quitting time (ring).

“Hello, ma’am, sir or nonbinary individual. You have reached the number you have dialed. If you know my cell phone number, it means that you are important to me, or that you stole it; ande I don’t like thieves. I am the six-time heavyweight World Association of Cat fighting and Knowledge of Ornithology (WACKO) cat fighting champion of the world, so if you obtained this number illegally and are using it to sell me something, I will find you! I have eyes and ears all over Texas, as well as several other states, so BEWARE!!

“If, however, you’re one of the few privileged individuals that I have allowed to have my cell phone number, please leave a message at the beep and I will be happy to return your call as soon as I possibly can, or whenever I feel like it. Have a pleasant day and an even better tomorrow (beep)

C.: T, I just wanted to tell you something really important, so it cannot wait for you to come home so I can tell you in person….

Well, that’s all the time we have for today, folks. Please join us tomorrow for another episode of Cal.E.’s Korner.