Cal.E.'s Korner

C.: Well, d.c. went to deal with the dog, T. Puppy Katt. It may be a while before he gets done with that, so I’ll need to occupy my mind until then. I’ll just let it wander, then.

“I noticed that The Kennel was teaching a crash course on how to survive a criminal attack. I wonder if the course if for the criminal, or the victim?

“And, if A=B and B=C, then A=C, what happened to B? Did it sting someone and get swatted to death?

“And, why are the two most popular variables in math x and y? Can’t someone just choose the letters s/he wants to represent an unknown quantity?

“And, if two irrational numbers can equal a rational number, do two irrational people possibly make one rational one? And….if multiplying two negatives numbers makes the answer positive, do two negative people make a positive one? What about tests? Do two negative pregnancy tests equal a positive one? How about if checking for illnesses? I would quit at one test if it was negative.

“And, why is d.c. taking so long. I he had to do was say ‘bad dog,’ and lock T. Puppy up in her kennel for a lo-o-ong time…oh, there he is.

Hi, d.c. Are you ready to get started writing our blog?

d.: No, Cal.E. T. Puppy accidentally reset most of the settings on my computer, so I must deal with that before we write our blog. I thought that, as I was leaving yesterday, I asked you to shut my computer down after you got through with the search you were doing for ‘The Best Cat Food in the Southwestern Tip of Southeast Texas, on a Monday afternoon; adding in a month that has an ‘r’ in it. Why didn’t you do what I asked you to do?

C.: d.c.,  it’s your computer. So, if your looking for someone to blame, blame yourself, not me.

Oh, what a great idea for a slogan on a tee-shirt! I need to get to work on this idea right away, before it gets stolen and someone else gets rich off my idea! So that’s all the time we have for today, folks. Please join us tomorrow for another episode of Cal.E.’s Korner. If you don’t, you have no one to blame but yourself, (and maybe d.c., if he doesn’t get his computer reset in time to write the blog tomorrow).