Cal.E.'s Korner

In the basement of Wane Manor, T and Triple T are taking a break from training.

T.: (Well, with all this stuff going on with the stock market my portfolio is taking a hit. If I diversify my asset and invest in American products, maybe, over time, it will recover. Or…I could just go to Las Vagas and put my life savings on black on the roulette wheel. I have about the same chance of recovering my assets either way.

TTT.: Let me take this equipment off. t=There, that's better. Since T gave me a break from training, I’m going to take advantage of the time and listen to some show tunes while I decide what to watch on the boob tube. This looks interesting, Viewers are restricted to a mature audience because of language, violence, nudity, and sexual content.

These are a few of my favorite things.

And, upstairs at Wayne Manor, Cal.E. is making an important phone call.

C.: (ring). (Come on d.c., answer the phone. (ring) Well, since d.c. is taking so long to answer the phone, I’ll let my mind wander. I like kittens, but fourteen is a little too many, especially when they refuse to grow up. All fourteen of them still live here in Wayne Manor with T and me. I wish I’d just had twins. If they were both boys, I would name Twin A Norman, and Twin B Alan. (ring), and call them by the shortened version of their names; Norm and Al. (ring)> That way, everyone would know that I have NormAl kittens-heehee) ( ring).

d.: hi, Cal.E.,

C.: Oh, hi d.c., I’m glad I’ve got you on my facetime app. That way, it’s like you are right here with me.

d.: I only live a quarter of a mile from you, Cal.E. You could have walked down here if you wanted to see me while we talked. What’s up?

C.: Apparently, not your ability to remember promises!

d.: ???

C.: You told me that you could handle the blog by yourself yesterday, so where is it?

d.: Oh, right. Well, Eudora and I were both off from work yesterday, and she’s decided to take up sewing her own outfits. She got this dress made but wanted to see where to hem the bottom of the dress, and our legs are about the same length. That’s why I put the dress on, because we don’t own a life-sized mannequin. Well, then we got an urgent phone call from a relative,e so we had to leave right away, but it was a false alarm. We were so relieved that we decided to go have lunch and drinks at our favorite restaurant, and it was ladies’ happy hour. While we were waiting on our food, we looked up the movie schedule, and there was a matinee of a movie we both wanted to see, but, after talking to the waitstaff for a long time, we left just in time for the movie to start. Actually, it was the trailers and the advertisements that were starting. It took the movie half an hour to come on, so we had plenty of time to make it to the movie. When we got home, we were both so tired that we decided to go right to bed. That’s why I didn’t write the blog yesterday.

C.:I see, and today is your clothes washing day, is it?

d.: No, why?

C.:….That’s all the time we have for today, folks. Please join us tomorrow for another episode of Cal.E.’s Korner.