Cal.E.'s Korner

C.: hey, d.c. I thought that you said you could write the blog by yourself yesterday, so, what happened? I mean, I don’t see any blog post with yesterday’s date on it.

d.: I know, Cal.E. I’m sorry, but I got onto my scales yesterday and I was not happy. But, I took care of that.

C.: Why? Were they misbehaving?

d.: ???

C.: You said that you got onto them because you weren’t happy.; but, I took care of that!

d.: I mean, I wasn’t happy with my weight, so I went to the gym and stayed all morning. When I got back, I didn’t have time to do anything but study, wash and sort clothes, cook, wash dishes, slop the hogs, feed the cattle…no, wait. That wasn’t yesterday, that was when I was a teenager living on a farm. I was just too tired to write after I went to the gym and then studied yesterday, but I do think it helped.

C.: Why, did you pass your test with flying colors?

d.: No, I wasn’t taking a test. I just wanted to by well-prepared for the next one; but look at this.

C.: Wow! You look great!

d.: Yes, and before I went to the gym and worked out obsessively all morning I looked like this.

C.: Ouch! I can see why you did what you did. You really do look much better in black and white, though. I suppose it is more flattering to take pictures without color in them.

And, that reminds me. I need to make a Charity call right now.

d.: So she can come and chase you around the yard?

C.: d.c., why would a German shepherd chase me around my own yard

because I’m calling a charity to see if they want me to give them some of  my third husband, Tucker Tucker Two, a.k.a. The Cat Fighter Formerly Known As The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known As T. Because Triple T Was Already Taken’s

old clothes. Since he lost over one-half of his body weight, some of his clothes don’t fit him anymore, and he wants to give them to less fortunate cats.

d.: That sounds important, so I’ll let you go do that.. So, that’s all the time we have for today, folks. Please join us tomorrow for another riveting edition of Cal.E.’s Korner.