Cal.E,'s Korner

C.: I’ll try to call d.c. at The Kennel so we can write our blog. However, it takes several minutes for a call 

Good morning, afternoon, evening or night ma’am, sir or nonbinary individual. The Kennel, voted the best correctional facility in the Southwestern tip of Southeast Texas one year in a row. If you must do the crime, then do your time with us. How may I direct your call ma’am, sir or nonbinary individual?

C.: I wish to speak to the  nurse now known as d.c. scot.

And what is the nature of your call? Is it an urgent call, a sales call, or a personal call?

C.: It’s urgent business (as far as yu’re concerned).

Very well. I should be able to make that connection within the next ten minutes (you there, go tell Mr. Scot that he has a phone call on line one).

(ring)

d.: You have reached the number you have dialed. This is the main number for the number one correctional facility in the southwestern tip of Southeast Texas, which includes Greater Houston, as well ac Conroe, Cut-N-Shoot, Anahuac and E ma’am, sir or nonbinary individual on this morning, afternoon or evening here at The Kennel?

C.: What happened to night?

D.: I don’t work at night anymore, Cal.E.

C.: How did you know that it was me calling you?

D.: you’re the only one who calls me here at work, and it’s time to write our blog. So, what did you want to write about today?

C.: I almost forgot what I wanted to say, but now I know. I want to….

Well, that’s all the time we have for today, y’all. Please join us tomorrow for another episode of Cal.E.’s Korner.