Cal.E.'s Korner

C.: Thank you, Tom.

Hello and welcome to the first monthly Cal.E.’s Korner fan mail answering blog. This is the blog in which I, Calculating Einstein Katt, answer all my ordering fan’s fan mail. Well, time’s a wastin’. Let me get right to it so that T. and I can have our special time together while he and Tom take a break from training. Tom was kind enough to lend a hand with all the mail, so I have all my fan mail in front of me. Let’s see…

Nope, I’m not going to dignify that with an answer…Well, that would just make me look bad, so I won’t answer that one, either. Ah, yes, here we go. I can answer these questions quickly.

“Yes, no, sometimes, always, never, if I feel like it, even if I don’t feel like it. Why would you ask me that question? I’ve never heard of that, or that, or…another one that needs to be put on the pile of undesirables. And, okay, maybe. Sometime in the future. No, never, whenever I feel like it….Well, that’s it for today, folks. So please join us tomorrow for another episode of Cal.E.’s Korner…what’s that? I still have five more minutes? I guess I should go over to the pile of undesirable letters and answer them, then (heavy sigh).

”Okay, not if my life depended on it. Same to you, buddy! I’ve never heard such language! No, not in your wildest dreams! Oh, here’s a good one. I am? Thank ya, Thank ya, thank ya very much….and there’s tow minutes left? I guess that I could show y’all my new trick, juggling. Just let me get my bowling pin…

Yes, I know that people usually guggle three bowling pins at a time, but I don’t have opposable thumbs! Now, where did I put that bowling pin?...Oh, darn. Now, we really are out of time, so we’ll see you tomorrow right here on Cal.E.’s Korner.