Cal.E.'s KOrner

C.: Yippee, T, You’re home! I’m so happy to see you! Now, I can come out of my box because we can have some fun together.

T.: I’m happy to see you too, Cal.E, but you do realize that Tom and I were just in the basement of Wayne Manor training, right?

C.: You were?

T.: Yes. Didn’t you see the note I left on the kitchen counter telling you that?

C.: No.

T.: What about the IMs, the texts, the emails and the voice mails I left on your phone every day for the last three weeks?

C.: No.

T.: Okay, how about the fact that I slept in our bed every night. Even though you were asleep when I came upstairs to bed and I woke up and went downstairs to train before you woke up, didn’t you feel my side of the bed going down when I came to bed or lifting up when I got up in the morning to train with Tom?

C.: No, but I have a question for you.

T.: Okay, what is it?

C.: Well, I sent mental telepathic messages to you telling you to please hurry and come home. Didn’t you get any of those?

T.: No, Cal.E. I cannot read your or anyone else’s mind….

C.: Males! They just don’t listen or pay attention to anything that’s importatnt!.