C.: d.c., now that the Astros’ pitchers combined on a no-hitter last night, are you willing to talk about your favorite baseball team...

C.: Oh, no! I overslept! I’m going to be late for work…wait a minute. It’s Wednesday. I’m not scheduled to go back to work until Friday....

LET’ S GO ASTROS! C.: The Astros didn’t play a game last night, so we can’t talk about baseball today– d.: Actually, Cal.E., that is the...

* C.: Why did you put another asterisk at the beginning of the blog, d.c? We usually just print one of our pictures at the top of the...

* C.: d.c., you sure are putting some strange pictures at the beginning of our blog. Why did you make the opening picture an asterisk? I...

C.: d.c, why did you print a picture of a tombstone at the beginning of the blog?! I know the Astros lost last night, but it’s only one...

RALPH: Mom and d.c. are getting ready for the first game of something called the “World Series.” They asked me to fill in as guest host...

RALPH: A one, a two, a one two three four… C.: Houston has the Astros, the greatest baseball team They hit the ball from line to line and...

Under the gaze of the eight elms, A spectacle like you've never seen: Spinning lights and faces, Demon music and gypsy queens! The glint...

The top ten reasons the Yankees lost to the Astros according to Yankee fans 10. The moon was in the wrong phase when the two teams...

I would walk ten miles on my hands and knees Ain't no doubt about it baby it's you I aim to please I'd wrestle with a lion and a grizzly...

RALPH: Like a restless leaf in the autumn breeze, Once, I was a tumbleweed Like a rolling stone, cold and all alone, Livin' for the day...

d.: Well, Cal.E. and I got our wires crossed. She went to see T.J., and I needed to take care of some personal business. I wasn’t...

RALPH: I asked Mom if she would like to share some stinky garbage with me for dinner. I know that stinky garbage is her favorite meal....

Welcome to the Grand illusion Come on in and see what's happening Pay the price, get your tickets for the show The stage is set, the band...

Early one morning with time to kill I borrowed Jeb's rifle and sat on the hill I saw a lone rider crossing the plain I drew a bead on...

All my rowdy friends have settled down And it seems to be more in the laid-back songs Nobody wants to get drunk and get loud Everybody...

I got ketchup on my blue jeans, I just burnt my hand Lord, it's hard to be a bachelor man I got girls that can cook, I got girls that can...

On the day I was born The nurses all gathered 'round And they gazed in wide wonder At the joy they had found The head nurse spoke up...

d.: Well, I managed to avoid anyone telling me the score to the Astros-Mariners’ game. I’ll sit down and watch it on my DVR while I...