d.: I received a call from a number I did not recognize, so I did not pick up. However, it was Cal.E. calling me from a burner phone. I...

C.: OMM!! OMM!! d.: Cal.E. Are you okay? C.: Yes, d.c. I will just take my mind off the situation by asking myself more unanswerable...

Buddy Bones: Cal.E. and d.c. are "previously indisposed," so I am making THIS blog post. In case you do NOT know who I am... On the day I...

C.: Help!! Help!! I'm in here! d.: Cal.E. Is that you? Where are you? C.: I'm locked in this closet! Help me get out! d.: Okay, I'll just...

This blog post is dedicated to all foster and adoptive parents. THE BIRDS AND THE BEES; THE FACTS OF LIFE ACCORDING TO CAL.E. KAT C.: Hi,...

C.: d.c., is that you? d.: Yes, Cal.E., it is. Your mom and dad asked me to watch you for a few hours on my day off. They each had to...

C.: d.c.is late. He must be still be working. I will call him and see where he is. d.: Hello? Cal.E., is that you? C.: Yes, d.c. it is...

C.: Hi, d.c. Did you get any sleep yesterday? d.: Yes, Cal,E. I did. I feel much better now, but I will NOT get as much sleep today. C.:...

C.: Hi, d.c What are you up to? d.: I'm lifting weights. Then I'm going to the gym and doing a cardio workout if I can find a parking...

C.: HAPPY NEW YEAR, d.c, and my dear readers!!!! Man, did I have fun last night! d.: Hi, Cal.E. Why are YOU so happy? You are NOT...

C.: Hi,d.c. I was so grateful for your help yesterday that I decided to help you with the laundry. d.: WOW! Thanks, Cal.E. C.: Yes. All...

C.: Thanks for rescuing me from those wild animals last night, d.c. Since your neighborhood is more than twenty years old, I did NOT...

.d.:: I liked the way you wrote the prologue of “The Kennel, Cal.E. I want to see what you wrote for Chapter One. C.: Okay, d.c., but...

Oh, Hi there. Boy did I have a nice, good nap! Let me clarify something that I said yesterday/ I said that the secret organization from...

d.: Cal.E. I did NOT know you were a writer, like me. C.: What are you talking about, d.c? d.: I found your journal. It looks like you...

d.: Hi, Cal.E. Did you watch the Texans game yesterday? C.: I did. The Texans pulled it out! That is amazing, since a lot of the players...

d.: Well, Christmas is over, but don’t be as sad as this puppy. I am going to rerun the ending of “Beyond the Thirteenth Mile; The Iron...

C.: Thanks for showing the real “Die Hard” movie, d.c. That was fun watching it with your family after y’all came home from candlelight...

C.: Oh, d.c. I brought you an early Christmas present! d.: What is it, Cal.E.? C.: It is a video of the book I tore up. Maybe you and...

C.: d.c. you were late coming home from work again this morning. Is your coworker still sick? d.: Yes, she is. I was obligated to stay at...