C.: d.c. wants me to help him write his blog today, but I must work tonight. My kittens are on the verge of finishing their training, but...

RALPH: Now that Sixto has relieved me, I can take a break, smoke a cigarette, and read some of this book that Mom’s friend, d.c. scot...

Buddy Bones: Now, let’s see. The area of an equilateral triangle is… no, no, that’s not right. What was I thinking? It is an isosceles...

C.: d.c., what is going on? d.: I’m a little busy right now. C.: Doing what? Did Eudora ask you to mow the “back forty” on your day off?...

C.: Hi, d.c. I have been trying to reach you all day. I called, emailed, and dm’d you several times. Where have you been? d.: I was at...

C.: d.c., I saw a post on your manager’s Facebook page that looked like it may be the fireworks you saw last night at the Astros AAA...

C.: (Rng) Hey, d.c., are you feeling better today? d.: Yes, Cal.E. I am feeling much better now that I have rested for a full seven...

He went to Paris Looking for answers To questions that bothered him so He was impressive, Young and aggressive, Saving the world on his...

C.: Happy birthday, d.c. I brought you something to eat. d.: Thank you, Cal.E. but I think I will just eat the lunch that I packed this...

C.: (Ring) HI, d.c. I just had one question to ask you about my paycheck stub, since you have been working at The Kennel for ten years....

C.: Hey, d.c. What are you doing on your day off? d.: I am watching “Jackass; the Movie” with my son who is on leave this week. C.: You...

Buddy Bones: Let’s see. For a right triangle, the sum of the sides squared is equal to the hypotenuse squared. So, if I take that...

RAlPH: Mom, I got stuck in Denver. I missed my connecting flight in Denver, because my originating flight was late. The airline is...

C.: d.c., how did the deep-sea fishing trip go with your sons? Did you catch any fish or see any dolphins? D.: Yes and no. We did catch...

We're the Houston Astros. Houston Astros number one! .C.: d.c., did you go to the Astros-Yankees game when three Astros pitchers no-hit...

Ralph: It looks like the plane is still delayed. Something about not enough staff. I will just continue to read d.c.’s book. Now, where...

C.: What are you doing in New York City, d.c.”? I thought that you were going to North Carolina to do research for your new book. d.: We...

C.: New York?! I thought he was going to North Carolina to do some research on the Astros’ “A” team for his new book! d.c. has some...

Bicycle, bicycle, bicycle I want to ride my bicycle, bicycle, bicycle I want to ride my bicycle I want to ride my bike I want to ride my...

Ralph. I will read the rest of the book on my bus ride home. Wait a minute, Jodi lost my place! Where was I? I think that I skipped a...