C.: d.c., do you remember that I told you that all my kittens were coming to stay with me for the summer? d.: Yes, Cal.E. I believe you...

C.: d.c., I thought about what you said yesterday. I want to tell you what I decided to do after considering our conversation. d.: Okay,...

C.: d.c. is on still on his second honeymoon with his wife, Eudora. I wonder if they invited “Butch” to come with them (hehe). ..d.c.,...

C.: Well, d.c. is on his second honeymoon with his wife, Eudora, so I will be doing this blog alone today. Consequently, I will bring you...

d.: I guess I will be doing this blog solo today, since Cal.E. is not due to be back from Mississippi...Cal.E., what are you doing here?...

d.: I will be doing this blog solo today. I looked at my work email this morning before I left work. It said that the facility the Cal.E....

C.: Hey, d.c., I just found the house key. I was afraid that I would leave something and need to go back into the house before I left. I...

d.: That song that Cal.E. was singing yesterday at the end of the blog is called “Folsom Prison Blues, by Johnny Cash. It was written...

Love is a burning thing And it makes a fiery ring Bound by wild desire I fell into a ring of fire I fell into a burning ring of fire I...

d.: Cal.E., what are you doing with those boxing gloves? Are you trying to imitate Mohamed Ali? C.: I did that last night, d.c. Buddy...

And in other news, our brilliant president is mandating that the largest manufacturer of baby formula return to making baby formula, even...

In other news, our BRILLIANT president says that we need to bring inflation under control. He is SO much smarter than the FORMER...

One last thing. The CDC issued a statement today stating that colds, flu, and other upper respiratory illnesses are on the rise because...

C.: I wonder if d.c. is home yet? He was working offshift with the crew that has the nurse that rides a scooter and another who is on a...

C.: Let's see...The clock struck fourteen o'clock. Nope. Too close to someone else's work. George Orwell would roll over in his grave....

C.: Maybe I will give writing another try. Let's see. Beware the ides of May? No, that sounds too familiar. My keyboard just locked up!...

Well, the Astros won again last night. And in other news, the sun DID come up today. I’m Ben Dunn, substituting for weather anchor Sarah...

C.: (Ring) Hi, d.c. I blame you for me not finding anyone else to work for me today. That is why I have had to go in and work on my days...

I was born by the river, in a little tent Oh, and just like the river I've been running ever since It's been a long A long time coming...

Now look at them yo-yos, that's the way you do it You play the guitar on the MTV That ain't workin', that's the way you do it Money for...