[Verse 1] That's great It starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes An aeroplane Lenny Bruce is not afraid Eye of a hurricane, listen...

[Verse 1] That's great It starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes An aeroplane Lenny Bruce is not afraid Eye of a hurricane, listen...

Domo arigato misuta Robotto Domo arigato misuta Robotto Mata au hi made Domo arigato misuta Robotto Himitsu wo shiritai You're wondering...

C.: Well, I’m through with the Cat Skills Games and the Cat Rodeo. since I don’t need to train for anything specific, and Jodi has taken...

Mine eyes have seen the glory Of the coming of the Lord; He is trampling out the vintage Where the grapes of wrath are stored; He hath...

Get me a ticket for an aeroplane Got to get on the Wheel of Torture game I just got to win Spin the wheel again Oh, Santa, pick me a...

C.: Well, I need to change out of these fancy clothes after my lunch date with Tucker and get ready for the Cat Skills Games. d.c. said...

Picture yourself in a boat on a river With tangerine trees and marmalade skies Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly A girl with...

Paperback writer (paperback writer) Dear Sir or Madam, will you read my book? It took me years to write, will you take a look? It's based...

C.: Well, I'm on to chapter five of THE MAGRUDER MYSTERIES MURDER8:THE INERT INGREDIENT CHAPTER FIVE: A MOCHA LATTE WITH FOAM Magruder...

C.: Well, I’m on to Chapter four of THE MAGRUDER MYSTERIES MURDER 8: THE INERT INGREDIENT. CHAPTER FOUR: THE HAZARDS OF SMOKING The...

C.: Hey, d.c. how fast can you run a mile? d.: Well, when I ran my best marathon, I averaged a nine minute mile. Why do you ask? C.: I...

C.: Wow! d.c. worked his name into the body of the book, not at the beginning. That’s interesting. I can hardly wait to read chapter two...

C.: I’ll let my mind wander while I wait for d.c. to answer the phone. I need the rest of that manuscript, or I’ll never get more than...

C.: Well, I was given the day off due to a low census at The Kennel. I guess that I’ll read the rest of the intro to MURDER 8 now, since...

C.: Well, d.c. is busy working a little overtime, but he wanted me to read the rewrite he did on the beginning of THE MAGRUDER MYSTERIES...

I know you've heard the stories But they all sound too good to be true You've heard about a place called home But there doesn't seem to...

See him wasted on the sidewalk, in his jacket and his jeans Wearin' yesterday's misfortunes like a smile Once he had a future full of...

Listen, children, to a story That was written long ago 'Bout a kingdom on a mountain And the valley-folk below … On the mountain was a...

Ever since I was a young boy I've played the silver ball From Soho down to Brighton I must have played 'em all But I ain't seen nothing...