RALPH: Happy Near Year, Mom! C.: Like my friend, d.c. scot, I don’t really celebrate New Year’s, Ralph. RALPH: Why is that, Mom? C.:...

C.: (ring) I’ll try to clear my mind with rhetorical questions while I wait for d.c. to answer his phone, since I can’t occupy my mind...

On a different planet, in a galaxy far, far away, Buddy Bones has his white board out, trying to figure out how each character is related...

BB: Well, my bath is ready. I’ll take the book into the bath and continue reading. The support on my back will make it easier for me not...

Horace: Why so glum, hon? Hortense: I’m worried about Buddy Bones. He’s been gone for months! He doesn’t know that the Williams got a new...

C.: Hi, d.c. What are you doing right now? d.: I’m looking at these requests from the inmates to be seen by the medical staff. C.: Did...

d.: Did you watch the television special I asked you to watch, Cal.E.? C.: I did. Maybe I shouldn’t have eaten catnip before I watched....

C.: This is the part of "A Charlie Brown Christmas" d.c. told me to pay special attention to. Linus is about to tell Chrlie Brown the...

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas Just like the ones I used to know Where the tree tops glisten And children listen To hear sleigh bells...

C.: d.c was supposed to meet us at the next house to help us sing. He probably forgot. If d.c. ever gets Alzheimer’s Disease, no one will...

Dashing through the mud In a one-horse chevrolet O'er the fields we go Sniffing all the way Mel’s job isn’t to sing His voice is a...

Say Ma Bell, are you listenin'? Your insane for permitten' Apple and Jobs To steal your big gobs (of money from exclusive rights to...

C.: Mele Kalikimaka, d.c. d.: It’s going to be below freezing for three days this week, Cal.E. That’s very unusual for Southeast Texas,...

d.: I read your manuscript, Cal.E. The manuscript itself is good, but your bibliography needs work. C.: Is that where I cited my sources,...

C.: I wonder why d.c. isn’t here? I’ll call him and see why he’s late. (ring) I’ll let my mind wander while I wait and ask some...

d.: I thought you said that you might be late today, Cal.E. What happened at your vet’s appointment. C.: Dr. Death happened! You also...

C.: d.c.! Where have you been for the last few days? d.: I was busy, and I felt like I may be coming down with a URI… C.: An unreliable...

C.: Well, d.c. still issn't here. He keeps sending me emails with no explanation. I think that he may have gotten mied up and sent this...

C.: d.c. still isn’t here, but he sent me an email with an attachment to read, so he must be online again. I wonder what this says?...

C.: Well, I suppose d.c. will be here in a few minutes. I sent him an email explaining that Mom and Dad’s internet was down, so he would...