Cal.E.’s Konspiracy Theory
C.: Hi, d.c. what are you doing?
d.: ‘m looking at my retirement account. Inflation is really eating into it! It’s rather depressing.
C.: Oh, yes. Tucker says that inflation is a farce, perpetrated by the government to keep more people working so that they will need to pay social security taxes. That way, the government can keep collecting money to distribute to their pork programs. It’s all a sham, but it’s not the government’s fault.
d.: If government officials are misappropriating funds, like some who are in the human kennel did (who are serving prison sentences, while government officials are still free), why isn’t inflation their fault?
C.: Because they aren’t the ones in control. Their all mere puppets, according to Tucker and Tom.
d.: Puppets for whom?
C.: It’s a struggle between big pharma and the insurance company…
d.: You mean insurances companies…
C.: No, I said it right. All the insurance companies are under one big umbrella. They are all connected at the top. It’s really just one company with many different names. Big pharma is getting jealous of how much money the insurance company is making, so they are charging the insurance companies more and more for meds to get their slice of the pie. It’s all a big set up to rip off the general population, especially senior citizens.
d.: How do you mean?
C.: People over fifty are on more meds than the rest of the population, as a rule. That’s because the government, big pharma, and the insurance company tell the doctors to prescribe more and more meds to that population. That will keep them working past retirement age, since they can’t afford to retire and not have their company insurance. That's why all y'all are diagnosed with high blood pressure and/or type II diabetes. It's all a farce!
d.: What about Medicare?
C.: Only part A is paid for, and that doesn’t cover the cost of meds. Part B is what covers medications, and that must be paid for by the individual. Most people can’t afford to pay for Part B of Medicare, as well as food, rent, and amenities, so they keep working, at least at part time jobs. Social Security taxes are taken out of the individual’s paycheck before s/he even sees a cent of it, so the government continues to collect social security taxes well past retirement age. That allows the government to use that money for their favored programs, which are the ones that big pharma and the insurance company demand gets funded. You Americans are being duped by the officials that y’all (supposedly) elect.
d.: Okay. What about those who make so much money that they aren’t obligated to pay social security taxes?
C.: Those people usually employ a number of other people, who do pay social security taxes. The government, a.k.a. big pharma and the insurance company, is going to get its money one way or another. You are all getting screwed!
d.: Okay, Cal.E., if what Tucker and Tom say is true, why don’t they do something about it?
C.: That’s why Tucker is working on his doctorate. No one will care that Dr. Tucker, Tucker, Two, Ph.D. is really a cat. All people will know is that he is an intelligent person with an advanced degree. The population will listen to him.
d.: How does he plan to debate his rivals, if he doesn’t want anyone to know his true identity?
C.: The same way big pharma and the insurance company do now, by using a puppet. He will find a human to say what he tells him to say, and then will dictate what that human does once he is put into office.
d.: Who would do that?
C.: That’s where you come in...
d.: I don’t like where this is heading, and we’re out of time for today. Join us tomorrow folks, for another episode of Cal.E.’s Korner
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