d.: Man, I'm glad that I wore my mask when I got off work. A lot of people wer coughing in the waiting room, and I was in there for a...

A strange Planet (continued) I ran as fast as my space-travel weakened legs would carry me through a green field. There were monsters...

d.: Well, with Cal.E. running for Ruler of the Planet of the Talking Cats, I suppose that I have time to work on polishing up her short...

See him wasted on the sidewalk in his jacket and his jeans, Wearin' yesterday's misfortunes like a smile Once he had a future full of...

Midnight, not a sound from the pavement Has the moon lost her memory? She is smiling alone In the lamplight, the withered leaves collect...

Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of lifeEnd over end, neither left, nor the rightStraight through the sun of them righteous...

That's great, it starts with an earthquake Birds and snakes, and aeroplanes And Lenny Bruce is not afraid Eye of a hurricane, listen to...

Well, I beat the drum and hold the phone The sun came out today We're born again, there's new grass on the field A-roundin' third and...

Well, I beat the drum and hold the phone The sun came out today We're born again, there's new grass on the field A-roundin' third and...

That's great, it starts with an earthquake Birds and snakes, and aeroplanes And Lenny Bruce is not afraid Eye of a hurricane, listen to...

Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life End over end, neither left, nor the right Straight through the sun of them righteous...

That's great, it starts with an earthquake Birds and snakes, and aeroplanes And Lenny Bruce is not afraid Eye of a hurricane, listen to...

C.: Well, I’m on a different planet in a galaxy far, far away from Earth. I’m running for Supreme Ruler of the Planet of the Talking Cats...

That's great, it starts with an earthquake Birds and snakes, and aeroplanes And Lenny Bruce is not afraid Eye of a hurricane, listen to...

d.: Well, Cal.E. must have really figured out how to use the mic on her computer. She sent me another email, and it’s not all one run-on...

d.: Wel, Cal.E. went back to her home planet, The Planet of the Talking Cats to campaign for ruler of that planet. Today, I received an...

d.: Well, Cal.E.’s flying to the Planet of the Talking Cats to campaign for Ruler of the Planet, and I’m busy studying for a big blood...

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I got a feeling That tonight's gonna be a good night That tonight's gonna be a good night That tonight's gonna be a good,...

Oh, well, a-bless my soul, but what's wrong with me? I'm itchin' like a man on a fuzzy tree My friends say I'm actin' wild as a bug I'm...