d.: Cal.E. is campaigning on the Planet of the Talking Cats to try to be elected the ruler of that planet, so I’m going solo today.  I...

Ralph:  A one, a two, a one two three four Houston has the Astros The greatest baseball team   d.: Hold it, Ralph. The Astros lost...

c.: I think I’ll call d.c and see how the Astros are doing today (ring) Well, since my baby left me I found a new place to dwell Down at...

d.: ( If someone with a bad memory loses what little memory s/he has, how will anyone know? Now, what was I about to do? It was something...

It is always darkest before the dawn.-  Thomas Fuller   d.: I think I’ll call Cal.E. and see how her campaign to become Ruler of the...

C.: You did say that you were getting loner pills at the pharmacy, didn’t you d.c.?   d.: Yes, loner pills. What did you think I said?  ...

C.: d.c.,  do you have time to talk?   d.: Not right now, Cal.E., I'm driving to the pharmacy. C.: Why? d.: Because some of my...

The only constant in life is change.- Heraclitus d.: Cal.E. is campaigning for Ruler of the Planet of the Talking Cats today, and she has...

Ralph:  A one, a two, a one, two , three, four Houston has the Astros The greatest baseball team They hit the ball from line to line And...

C.: Hey, d.c., why haven’t you sent me today’s script yet?   d.: I’m not feeling well   C.: What’s the matter? d.: I think my blood...

d.: Hey, Cal.E, I have a joke for you.   C.: What is it?   d.: Well, it’s actually more of a riddle   C.: Okay, shoot.   Dd.: Okay here...

C.: Well, the Astros and the Texans are playing important games today, so I suppose that d.c. won’t be sending me a script, and I don’t...

I fought the law and the law won I fought the law and the law won I needed money 'cause I had none I fought the law and the law won I...

d.: I’m going to check on Cal.E. now that the debate is over. I’ll just point my computer at the exact angle at the exact correct time to...

Bob  the Builder! Can we fix it? Bob the Builder! Yes, we can! Scoop, Muck, and Dizzy, and  Roley  too Lofty  and  Wendy  join the crew...

Now look at them yo-yos, that's the way you do it You play the guitar on the ITV That ain't workin', that's the way you do it Money for...

Mama, I found someone Like you said, I took her home She has no snout But there's no doubt The biggest pig I've known I thought that she...

Mama, I found someone Like you said, I took her home She has no snout But there's no doubt The biggest pig I've known I thought that she...

Doesn't take much to make me happy And make me smile with glee Never never will I feel discouraged' Cause our love's no mystery...

Lying in my bed I hear the clock tick and think of you Caught up in circles Confusion is nothing new Flashback, warm nights almost left...