C.: I’ll let my mind wander while I wait for d.c. to answer the phone. I need the rest of that manuscript, or I’ll never get more than...

C.: Well, I was given the day off due to a low census at The Kennel. I guess that I’ll read the rest of the intro to MURDER 8 now, since...

C.: Well, d.c. is busy working a little overtime, but he wanted me to read the rewrite he did on the beginning of THE MAGRUDER MYSTERIES...

I know you've heard the stories But they all sound too good to be true You've heard about a place called home But there doesn't seem to...

See him wasted on the sidewalk, in his jacket and his jeans Wearin' yesterday's misfortunes like a smile Once he had a future full of...

Listen, children, to a story That was written long ago 'Bout a kingdom on a mountain And the valley-folk below … On the mountain was a...

Ever since I was a young boy I've played the silver ball From Soho down to Brighton I must have played 'em all But I ain't seen nothing...

Black socks, they never get dirty, The longer you wear them the stronger they get. Sometimes I think I should wash them, But something...

I’m Beginning to See the Light Song by Duke Ellington and Joya Sherrill I never cared much for moonlit skies I never wink back at...

**** I want a new drug, one that won't make me sick One that won't make me crash my car Or make me feel three-feet thick I want a new...

I've been lonely, I've been waiting for you I'm pretending and that's all I can do The love I'm sending Ain't making it through to your...

C.: Well, now that everything is going in the right direction, I suppose I should get to training for the Cat Skills Games, since they...

Money Get away You get a good job with more pay and you're okay Money It's a gas Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash New car,...

When your legs don't work like they used to before And I can't sweep you off of your feet Will your mouth still remember the taste of my...

When are you gonna come down? When are you going to land? I should have stayed on the farm I should have listened to my old man You know...

He went to Paris Looking for answers To questions that bothered him so He was impressive, Young and aggressive, Saving the world on his...

That's great, it starts with an earthquake Birds and snakes, and aeroplanes And Lenny Bruce is not afraid … Eye of a hurricane, listen to...

C.: Hold on, d.c. This thing is beeping. I think it’s an explosive device! It’s about to explode! Go back in your house and cover your...

Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life End over end, neither left, nor the right Straight through the heart of them righteous...

d.: On Earth’s mirror planet HTRAE, Elac has been charged with coming up with the calculations to get the evil Dr. Buddy Bones to the...