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C.: Well, I guess I should call d.c. and ask him to wright the blog today, since I have a previous commitment. (ring).




C.: Well, I guess I should call d.c. and ask him to wright the blog today, since I have a previous commitment. (ring).




d.: Hello, this is the medical department of The Kennel. This facility was voted number one in customer satisfaction in the Southwestern tip of Southeast Texas six years in a row by present and former inmates. If you must do time, do it with us. If you feel you have reached this number in error, please hang up and LEARN HOW TO DIAL A PHONE! Otherwise, please stay on the line and your call will be answered as soon as possible, or whenever we feel like it, whichever comes first. 

 “Hello, this the nurse d.c. scot. How may I be of service to you today, ma’am, sir, or none-binary individual?”


C.: d.c., it’s me, Cal.E., and I need for you to wright our blog today because I have a previous commitment.


d.: And what would that be?


C.: I need to watch the Kansas City Chefs in the Supper Bowl.


D.: Don’t you mean the Chiefs in the Super Bowl? That doesn’t come on for several hours, so you can write our blog before it comes on. I’ll be at work until after it comes on. Fortunately, I have it recorded…


C.: No, d.c. There's no “I” in chefs. I’m not watching the Kansas City Cheats, er… Chiefs play in the Super Bowl. 


d.: Then what are you talking about?


C.: Well, T. has a personal chefs, and they’re preparing a special dish for us for supper. It’s some kind of bird of prey, I think. Anyway, the chefs have to mix the ingredients up in our supper bowls because the ingredients need steel reinforcement, for some reason. This process will take all day, and T wants to keep training until it’s time to eat the last meal of the day. That’s why he asked me to watch his chefs, to make sure that the dish is prepared properly. This dish is something the chefs created when they were in their hometown of Kansas City.


d.: I see. Well, as I said, I do have the game recorded, and it is Sunday. Not much goes on the first day of the week (and the last day of the weekend?) At The Kennel, so I suppose that I can write today’s blog by myself.


C.: Thank you. I hope that you have a quiet shift today.


d,: (Oh no!)







d.: Hello, this is the medical department of The Kennel. This facility was voted number one in customer satisfaction in the Southwestern tip of Southeast Texas six years in a row by present and former inmates. If you must do time, do it with us. If you feel you have reached this number in error, please hang up and LEARN HOW TO DIAL A PHONE! Otherwise, please stay on the line and your call will be answered as soon as possible, or whenever we feel like it, whichever comes first. 

 “Hello, this the nurse d.c. scot. How may I be of service to you today, ma’am, sir, or none-binary individual?”


C.: Well, I guess I should call d.c. and ask him to wright the blog today, since I have a previous commitment. (ring).

d.: Hello, this is the medical department of The Kennel. This facility was voted number one in customer satisfaction in the Southwestern tip of Southeast Texas six years in a row by present and former inmates. If you must do time, do it with us. If you feel you have reached this number in error, please hang up and LEARN HOW TO DIAL A PHONE! Otherwise, please stay on the line and your call will be answered as soon as possible, or whenever we feel like it, whichever comes first. 

 “Hello, this the nurse d.c. scot. How may I be of service to you today, ma’am, sir, or none-binary individual?”


C.: d.c., it’s me, Cal.E., and I need for you to wright our blog today because I have a previous commitment.


d.: And what would that be?


C.: I need to watch the Kansas City Chefs in the Supper Bowl.


D.: Don’t you mean the Chiefs in the Super Bowl? That doesn’t come on for several hours, so you can write our blog before it comes on. I’ll be at work until after it comes on. Fortunately, I have it recorded…


C.: No, d.c. There's no “I” in chefs. I’m not watching the Kansas City Cheats, er… Chiefs play in the Super Bowl. 


d.: Then what are yout talking about?


C.: Well, T. has a personal chefs, and they’re preparing a special dish for us for supper. It’s some kind of bird of prey, I think. Anyway, the chefs have to mix the ingredients up in our supper bowls because the ingredients need steel reinforcement, for some reason. This process will take all day, and T wants to keep training until it’s time to eat the last meal of the day. That’s why he asked me to watch his chefs, to make sure that the dish is prepared properly. This dish is something the chefs created when they were in their hometown of Kansas City.


d.: I see. Well, as I said, I do have the game recorded, and it is Sunday. Not much goes on the first day of the week (and the last day of the weekend?) At The Kennel, so I suppose that I can write today’s blog by myself.


C.: Thank you. I hope that you have a quiet shift today.


d,: (Oh no!)





C.: d.c., it’s me, Cal.E., and I need for you to wright our blog today because I have a previous commitment.


d.: And what would that be?


C.: I need to watch the Kansas City Chefs in the Supper Bowl.


D.: Don’t you mean the Chiefs in the Super Bowl? That doesn’t come on for several hours, so you can write our blog before it comes on. I’ll be at work until after it comes on. Fortunately, I have it recorded…


C.: No, d.c. There's no “I” in chefs. I’m not watching the Kansas City Cheats, er… Chiefs play in the Super Bowl. 


d.: Then what are yout talking about?


C.: Well, T. has a personal chefs, and they’re preparing a special dish for us for supper. It’s some kind of bird of prey, I think. Anyway, the chefs have to mix the ingredients up in our supper bowls because the ingredients need steel reinforcement, for some reason. This process will take all day, and T wants to keep training until it’s time to eat the last meal of the day. That’s why he asked me to watch his chefs, to make sure that the dish is prepared properly. This dish is something the chefs created when they were in their hometown of Kansas City.


d.: I see. Well, as I said, I do have the game recorded, and it is Sunday. Not much goes on the first day of the week (and the last day of the weekend?) At The Kennel, so I suppose that I can write today’s blog by myself.


C.: Thank you. I hope that you have a quiet shift today.


d,: (Oh no!)




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