Cal.E.'s Korner

C.: d.c., I looked up Splash Cola, and it’s not the most popular soft drink in the U.S., or even in Texas.

d.: You just didn’t look in the right place, then, because I'm looking at the proof right now on my computer.

C.: Excuse me?

d.: Well, I can see that you’re in an argumentative mood, so I’ll just drop the subject until you’re in a more rational mood.

C.: I am  NOT IN AN ARGUMENTATIVE MOOD; AND I’M COMPLETELY RATIONAL!!!

d.: Well, if you insist on me showing you that you’re wrong, I’ll show it to you on my favorite search engine.

C.: What’s the name of that search engine?

d.: I just told you the name of it, “Search Engine.”

C.: And I suppose that your password to get into that site is “password”?

d.: How did you know that?

C.: N-Never mind. Just show me the evidence, please.

d.: Okay, here it is. According to Search Engine, Splash Cola is the most purchased soft drink between two-thirty and two thirty-three a.m. on alternate Tuesdays in odd-numbered months, excluding November, January, March, July, and September.

C.: I stand corrected. My apologies.