2/9/25 1700 hours (5 p.m.) on Super Bowl Sunday. Greater Houston, Texas somewhere between the Texas/Louisiana state line and El Paso, Texas).
At Wayne Manor,
Cal.E.’s relaxing and enjoying the company of her third husband, Tucker Tucker Two, a.k.a. The Cat Fighter Formerly Known As The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known As T Because Triple T Was Already Taken as they get ready to watch the big game.
C.: How many more minutes until the game starts, T?
T.: About thirty.
C.: Good, then I still have enough time to take a short cat nap, or maybe read some of my dog joke book for cats. I think I’ll do the latter.
Q.: What do you call a dog that is as intelligent as a cat?
A.: Nonexistent!
C.: Hee hee, That’s a good one.
Meanwhile, at The Kennel, d.c. is very busy.
d.: Yes, Doctor Oncall, this guy cut one-half of his foot off when he dropped a running circle saw on it. He has severed tendons, and he’s losing blood rapidly. I know that all saws that fit that description manufactured in this century have safety features to keep that from happening, but this one was manufactured in the last century…1954, If I’m reading this old, dilapidated housing correctly Yes, it is old, but it’s the newest one we have at The Kennel..
D.O.: I know that your there by yourself today, so just send him out 911. This really is an emergency.
1730:
d.: (Well, the ambulance came and got that guy before he bled out. They started a normal saline drip to try to keep him hydrated. He’s already lost a lot of blood, though, so I hope that they make it to the hospital before they need to amputate his foot due to losing too much blood. All that guy did was bore a hacker to death who’d hacked his phone. I think he should have been given a medal; not convicted of murder and put in prison. That’s one less hacker that the world has to worry about, which I see as a good thing.
The good thing is that now all I must do is finish this paperwork, and I can get home in time to watch the Super Bowl with my son. He’s driving in from college to do that just for me, and he says he’ll be there a few minutes after six. I should make it home at about the same time he does, thank goodness.
I have the game recorded, so all we’ll miss is some silly commercials and how many TS sightings the cameras have for the game. Las Vegas set the line at 6.5. I would never make a real wager on something I can’t control, but my son and I have a friendly family bet. I have the over, and my son has the under, but we’re only betting a hamburger, fries and a drink. Come to think of it, that’s an expensive bet now. Anyway, all I must do is put my paperwork into this computer…Come on, don’t disconnect from the data base now. I must send Doctor Oncall a report by email before I go home… Well this causes for desperate measures….
It looks like…. I’m gonna need a bigger hammer.)
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