Greater Houston, Texas (Between Orange and El Paso) Wayne Manor, 0800 hours:
(Ding)
C.: Who is it?
It’s your buddy, Parker. Don’t you remember I told you that I was coming for a visit?
C>: If you are my friend, Parker the tom cat from The Plane of the Talking Cats, you would know my full name. Tell me what it is before I let you into this house.
Your full name is Calculating Einstein Katt, and you were once queen of our planet.
C.: Well, it’s great to see you again, Parker, come on in and take a load off your feet. (ring)
Excuse me while I answer this call. It’s from my best human buddy, d.c. scot.
d.: Cal.E., I’m wrapped up in something and I need for you to come to my house to write our blog toady.
C.: I have company, d.c. A friend from my home planet is here, and I want to talk to him.
d.: Why don’t you bring him with you and we can all talk. I’d like to know what you were like when you were royalty.
C.: Yes, Parker was a colonel in the space force for the Planet of the Talking Cats, so he was close to my first husband, King Tom and me. We’ll walk down to your house and we can talk about old times.
0815: Greater Houston, Texas (Between Orange and El Paso) scot household.
C.: d.c., I want you to meet my friend, Parker. He’s a colonel in the space force on my home planet, and he’s a tom cat…. (oh, no)
d.: So, you’re bringing someone named Colonel Tom Parker into MY house?!
C.: No, he’s a tom CAT
But Tom is my first name. Pleased to meet you sir…
d.: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! NO ONE BY THE NAME FO COLONEL TOM PARKER IS WELCOME IN MY HOUSE! GET OUT NOW OR I’LL CALL ANIMAL CONTROL!
C.: Well, that’s it for today, folks. Please join us tomorrow for another episode of Cal.E.’s Korner.
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