C.: I wonder how d.c. is doing now that I have limited his beet juice and catnip. I have not heard from him all day, and he is not...

"Pink Houses" There's a black man with a black cat Livin' in a black neighborhood He's got an interstate Runnin' through his front yard...

C.: Oh, there you are, d.c. I have been looking all over for you. I thought you said that you wanted to eat lunch with me. What happened?...

d.: (ring) Cal.E. it is late. Why are you still wearing your work clothes? C.: Because I am still at work, d.c. I will be with you as...

d.: I have been trying to call you all day Cal.E. So has The Kennel. They need extra help, because so many workers took vacation this...

C.: d.c., do you remember that I told you that all my kittens were coming to stay with me for the summer? d.: Yes, Cal.E. I believe you...

C.: d.c., I thought about what you said yesterday. I want to tell you what I decided to do after considering our conversation. d.: Okay,...

C.: d.c. is on still on his second honeymoon with his wife, Eudora. I wonder if they invited “Butch” to come with them (hehe). ..d.c.,...

C.: Well, d.c. is on his second honeymoon with his wife, Eudora, so I will be doing this blog alone today. Consequently, I will bring you...

d.: I guess I will be doing this blog solo today, since Cal.E. is not due to be back from Mississippi...Cal.E., what are you doing here?...

d.: I will be doing this blog solo today. I looked at my work email this morning before I left work. It said that the facility the Cal.E....

C.: Hey, d.c., I just found the house key. I was afraid that I would leave something and need to go back into the house before I left. I...

d.: That song that Cal.E. was singing yesterday at the end of the blog is called “Folsom Prison Blues, by Johnny Cash. It was written...

Love is a burning thing And it makes a fiery ring Bound by wild desire I fell into a ring of fire I fell into a burning ring of fire I...

d.: Cal.E., what are you doing with those boxing gloves? Are you trying to imitate Mohamed Ali? C.: I did that last night, d.c. Buddy...

And in other news, our brilliant president is mandating that the largest manufacturer of baby formula return to making baby formula, even...

In other news, our BRILLIANT president says that we need to bring inflation under control. He is SO much smarter than the FORMER...

One last thing. The CDC issued a statement today stating that colds, flu, and other upper respiratory illnesses are on the rise because...

C.: I wonder if d.c. is home yet? He was working offshift with the crew that has the nurse that rides a scooter and another who is on a...

C.: Let's see...The clock struck fourteen o'clock. Nope. Too close to someone else's work. George Orwell would roll over in his grave....