C.: Hi, Mr. Coworker. You don’t look like you’re feeling well. If you’d like to go home and not work this shift, I’ll stay and fill in...

C.: Hey, d.c. You never did said how you liked my new toy. d.: It’s a nice ride, Cal.E. I’ll admit that… C.: And I can ride for almost a...

C.: oh, d.c., come outside and see my surprise. d.: I don’t see anything yet, Cal.E. C.: Wait for it… d.: What is Tucker, Tucker Two...

C.: Hi, d.c., what are you doing on your day off from work at The Kennel? d.: I’m just having a lazy, relaxing day off. I just went to...

C.: Well, my band bugged out on me and d.c. went home last night. He had to work today at hisn nursing job. Since I’m still on hiatus, I...

Elvis: Wise men say…only fools rush in But ah can’t help Talkin’ to a cat! Oh, man! what was in that salad last night? Ah had the wildest...

C.: Good evening, ladies, gentlemen, and any animals that may be reading this. I have with me today, a very special guest: the King of...

On the planet HTRAE Buddy Bones: Reading these manuscripts of d.c. scot’s in reverse order is confusing, but I’m almost to the beginning...

C.: Hi, d.c., what are you doing now? d.: I’m editing my manuscript to enter it in a contest. C.: How much is the entry fee? d.: It...

HEAVEN IS A PLACE ON EARTH Cal.E Kat: Hi, d.c., what’s going on? d.c.: Work, life, the pursuit of happiness…do you have another cell...

C.: Hi, d.c., what are you up to now? d.: About six feet, Cal.E. Why? C.: I meant what are you doing now? d.: I’m trying to work... C.:...

d.: In light of what happened during last night’s Monday Night Football game, I reconsidered the post I was going to run today. I would...

C.: I’ll let my mind wander while I wait for d.c. to answer his phone. Let’s see…. “If two men from the same family are named the same...

RALPH: Happy Near Year, Mom! C.: Like my friend, d.c. scot, I don’t really celebrate New Year’s, Ralph. RALPH: Why is that, Mom? C.:...

C.: (ring) I’ll try to clear my mind with rhetorical questions while I wait for d.c. to answer his phone, since I can’t occupy my mind...

On a different planet, in a galaxy far, far away, Buddy Bones has his white board out, trying to figure out how each character is related...

BB: Well, my bath is ready. I’ll take the book into the bath and continue reading. The support on my back will make it easier for me not...

Horace: Why so glum, hon? Hortense: I’m worried about Buddy Bones. He’s been gone for months! He doesn’t know that the Williams got a new...

C.: Hi, d.c. What are you doing right now? d.: I’m looking at these requests from the inmates to be seen by the medical staff. C.: Did...

d.: Did you watch the television special I asked you to watch, Cal.E.? C.: I did. Maybe I shouldn’t have eaten catnip before I watched....