Well, since my baby left me Well, I found a new place to dwell Well, it's down at the end of Lonely Street At Heartbreak Hotel Where I'll be, I'll be so lonely, baby Well, I'm so lonely I'll be so lonely, I could die
Although it's always crowded You still can find some room For broken hearted lovers To cry there in their gloom Be so, they'll be so lonely, baby They get so lonely They're so lonely, they could die
Now, the bellhop's tears keep flowin' And the desk clerk's dressed in black Well, they've been so long on Lonely Street Well, they'll never, they'll never look back And they get so, they get so lonely, baby Well, they are so lonely They're so lonely, they could die
Well, now, if your baby leaves you And you got a tale to tell Well, just take a walk down Lonely Street To Heartbreak Hotel Where you will be, you will be lonely, baby Well, you will be lonely You'll be so lonely, you could die
Although it's always crowded But you still can find some room For broken hearted lovers To cry there in their gloom Where they get so, they get so lonely, baby Well, they're so lonely They'll be so lonely, they could die
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Songwriters: Elvis Aaron Presley / Mae Boren Axton / Thomas R. Durden
Heartbreak Hotel lyrics © Royalty Network, Songtrust Ave, Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Warner Chappell Music, Inc
d.: Cal.E., I saw “Cat Fighting Weekly” yesterday. Are you and “Tucker Tucker Two, a.k.a. The Cat Fighter Formerly Known as The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter nickname) now known as T., simply T.” okay? I mean, I haven’t seen him at your mom and dad’s house lately, and that with him and Tom the Tabby, “The Original Triple T” segment was disturbing, if you ask me.
C.: We’re fine, d.c. Tucker is on tour with my band. I decided to take some time away from the band to move into Wayne Manor with Tucker.
d.: Well, if you’re moving into Tucker’s home, then y’all must be fine. I suppose that, like Cat Fighting, Professional Wrestling, the deaths of Elvis Pressley, Janis Joplin, Freddie Mercury, Jim Morrison and Jimi Hendrix, Cat Fighting Weekly isn’t real?
C.: Well, it is real, but like those things you just mentioned, it’s staged. That isn’t surprising, since “Cat Fighting Weekly” is a scripted program. Some people, though, still think that Professional Wrestling isn’t staged, although they’ve admitted that it is.
d.: Like some people think that the moon landing was staged…
C.: It was staged! Ther is no wind on the moon, so how did they make the American flag move?
d.: If you move something that is cloth, it will ripple, if you move it quickly enough. If you go to the moon, the flag is still there. No one wants to do that, though. Now, everyone wants to go to the next planet, Mars.
C.: Humph. You humans aren’t smart enough to get out of the earth’s orbit. Sure, I came here from The Planet of The Talking Cats, but I’m a cat! We’re smarter than humans!
d.: Well, I’d say that the evidence proves otherwise. Thomas Edison discovered a way to conduct electricity into everyone’s home. Shunpei Yamazaki holds 2591 patents. The greatest orator of the twentieth century, Sir Winston Churchill, practically willed the Allied Forces to victory in Europe during World War II with his speeches.
Also, Bill Gates invented Windows, a program that’s on almost every computer in the world, and Steven Jobs built the most successful computer company in the world by using his tuition money to build computers and selling them out of the trunk of his car. Now, I ask you, why aren’t humans smart enough to go to the moon, as well as other planets?
C.: d.c., what do you do all day?
d.: Well, half the time I work at The Kennel as a correctional nurse. The other half of the time I write, send out emails to publishers and agents trying to get my books published and study my nursing school courses.
C.: And, now that I’m on leave from my job, what do you see me doing all day?
d.: Sleep, eat, groom yourself, defecate, repeat.
C.: And yet, we live next door to each other in the same neighborhood, and I have a chance to move into a mansion. Plus, I have these awsome threads. I have everything I need or could ever want, and do nothing all day, while you work two jobs and go to school. Game, set, match to Yours Truly.
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