Hi, and welcome to this week’s addition of Cat Fighting Weekly. I’m the original Triple T, Tom the Tabby. Today, I have as my guest the holder of five heavyweight cat fighting championship belts, the cat fighter formerly known as The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter nickname) now simply known as “T., just T.
T., you recently married your and my former arch enemy, Calculating Einstein (Cal.E.) Kat. She wants you to keep cat fighting, but you have an offer to go on the road with Cal.E.’s band, the RoCKats. How do you feel about that?
T.: We're caught in a trap I can't walk out Because I love you too much, baby Why can't you see What you're doing to me When you don't believe a word I say?
TTT: Are you saying that Cal.E. is accusing you of lying, and that your marriage in in trouble?
T.:… We can't go on together With suspicious minds (suspicious minds) And we can't build our dreams On suspicious minds
TTT: So, why do you think Cal.E. is suspicious of your behavior? Why do you think she doesn’t want you to go on the road and sing?
T.: … So if an old friend I know Stops by to say hello Would I still see suspicion in your eyes? Here we go again Asking where I've been You can't see the tears are real, I'm crying (Yes I'm crying)
TTT.: Do you think that your months old marriage is in trouble, big guy?
T.: … We can't go on together With suspicious minds (suspicious minds) And we can't build our dreams On suspicious minds
TTT.: Well, I’m sure that your new wife is watching this interview. Would you like to say something to her?
T.:… Oh, let our love survive I'll dry the tears from your eyes Let's don't let a good thing die When honey, you know I've never lied to you Mmm, yeah, yeah
TTT.: Tucker, as your former best friend, I must ask you one question, “Is it really worth the aggravation that your going through to stay married to your former ach rival? Why don’t you just leave?"
T.: … We're caught in a trap I can't walk out Because I love you too much, baby Why can't you see What you're doing to me When you don't believe a word I say?
TTT.: So, is it really worth it, big guy?
T:… Well, don't you know I'm caught in a trap? I can't walk out Because I love you too much, baby Well, don't you know I'm caught in a trap? I can't walk out Because I love you too much, baby
TTT.: Why, oh why do you stay in such a horrible situation?
T.: … Well, don't you know I'm caught in a trap? I can't walk out Because I love you too much, baby Well, don't you know I'm caught in a trap? I can't walk out Because I love you too much, baby
TTT.: Is she really worth it? Why do you stay?
T.: … Well, don't you know I'm caught in a trap? I can't walk out Because I love you too much, baby Well, don't you know I'm caught in a trap? I can't walk out Because I love you too much, baby
TTT,: I understand that you’re staying at your wife’s shanti, at her insistence, even though your home is Wayne Manor, a mansion that is less than one block from where you and your wife now live. Why don’t you two just move into Wayne Manor?
T.: … Well, don't you know I'm caught in a trap?
Source: Musixmatch
Songwriters: Mark James
Suspicious Minds lyrics © Sony/atv Songs Llc
TTT.: Well, that’s all the time we have for today, folks. Please join my former nemesis and her human sidekick tomorrow for another episode of Cal.E.’s Korner. I'll be back next week with a surpries guest on CAt Fighing Weekly.
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