With the Furies breathing down your neck
Team by team, reporters baffled, trumped, tethered, cropped
Look at that low plane, fine, then
Uh oh, overflow, population, common group
But it'll do, save yourself, serve yourself
World serves its own needs, listen to your heart bleed
Tell me with the Rapture and the reverent in the right, right
You vitriolic, patriotic, slam fight, bright light
Feeling pretty psyched
It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine
Six o'clock, T.V. hour, don't get caught in foreign tower
Slash and burn, return, listen to yourself churn
Lock him in uniform, book burning, bloodletting
Every motive escalate, automotive incinerate
Light a candle, light a motive, step down, step down
Watch your heel crush, crush, uh oh
This means no fear, cavalier, renegade and steering clear
A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of lies
Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives and I decline
It's the end of the world as we know it (I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (time I had some time alone)
I feel fine (I feel fine)
It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (time I had some time alone)
The other night I drifted nice continental drift divide
Mountains sit in a line, Leonard Bernstein
Leonid Brezhnev, Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs
Birthday party, cheesecake, jellybean, boom
You symbiotic, patriotic, slam but neck, right, right
It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (time I had some time alone)
Source: LyricFind
Songwriters: John Michael Stipe / Michael E. Mills / Peter Lawrence Buck / William Thomas Berry
It’s the End of the World as We Know It (and I Feel Fine) lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Source: LyricFind
Songwriters: John Michael Stipe / Michael E. Mills / Peter Lawrence Buck / William Thomas Berry
It’s the End of the World as We Know It (and I Feel Fine) lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
C.: Well, I don’t know what’s up with d.c. or my husband. I don’t even know where Tucker is, and he’s supposed to fight his former BFF tomorrow, if he can’t pay Tom the Tabby in Kibble or cash the one million dollars in interest Tom claims I owe him.
I wonder why Tucker is still hiding from me? d.c. says that some people don’t think they deserve to be loved, so they sabotage all their relationships. They say they feel controlled, or smothered, or just don’t have the same feelings that the other person does, but then, who does have exactly the same feelings as someone else has for him or her? dc.’s favorite quote is from the late Ruth Bell Graham. She says that, if two people are exactly the same, then one is unnecessary. That makes sense to me.
Some animals have the same fear that humans do. Since those animals have been abused by one or more humans, they shy away from all humans, and, sometimes, all other animals as well. They feel as though they’ve been drop kicked through the goal posts of life.
Since I don’t have a clue where Tucker is, I’ll call d.c. and see if he can help me. First, though, I must confirm his identity, since Tom the Tabby claims he’s kidnapped the real d.c. scot.
d.: (ring) Hello.
C.: Hi. Is this d.c. scot, author, nurse, and my best human friend?
d.: Of course, Cal.E. Why would you expect otherwise?
C.: I just want to ask you if you know where my husband is.
d.: Of course, Cal.E. Why would you expect otherwise?
C.: Well, can you tell me where he is, please?
d.: Of course, Cal.E. Why would you expect otherwise?
C.: ??!! (I need to find out if this is really d.c., or an imposter). d.c., is gray a color?
d.: Of course, Cal.E. Why would you expect otherwise?
C.: And, is white a color?
d.: Of course, Cal.E. Why would you expect otherwise?
C.: And, is black actually a color?
d.: Of course, Cal.E. Why would you expect otherwise?
C.: And, your favorite color, one that you wear whenever possible, is green, correct?
d.: Of course, Cal.E. Why would you expect otherwise?
C.: (There’s something rotten in Denmark. d.c. would never agree that white and black are actually colors. He wrote a whole page about that in one of his books. He’s on the fence about gray, but he definitely doesn’t wear green. He doesn’t like the color on light-complected people, and he was forced to wear that color for twenty-three years when he was employed in his former occupation. And, he obviously doesn’t know where Tucker is. That’s problematic, because Tucker’s supposed to fight Tom the Tabby, his former BFF tomorrow. If he loses, or doesn’t show, then it’s curtains for me, d.c., and my fourteen kittens.
I’m not as good a cat fighter as my husband. He’s the five-time heavyweight cat fighting champion of the world, and I’m just a seven-pound and one-half cat. And, Tom has been known to pull some dirty antics in the ring. However, since it’s a cat fight, anything goes, so it’s all legal.)
THAT’S IT! It’s a cat fight, so anything goes, so I’ll…
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