Oh, a bat outta hell outta shoot number nine Well, I'm a-lookin' for eight, Lord, it's been a long time I'm tied to the hot seat in the...

The mountain is high, the valley is low And you're confused 'bout which to go So I flew in to give you a hand And lead you into, the...

I remember to this day The bright red Georgia clay And how it stuck to the tires after the summer rain Willpower made that old car go A...

C.: Thanks for picking me up, d.c. I guess Tucker had something better to do…oh, wait, I called him and asked him not to pick me up…or...

C.: Well, I’m feeling better, but d.c. won’t be able to pick me .up until he gets off work tonight. To help pass the time until the vet...

C.: I’ll call Tucker and tell him that the vet wants to run more tests. Then, I’ll call d.c. and ask him to pick me up after he gets off...

d.: Hi, Cal.E., are you feeling better now? C.: Yes. I’m getting out of here as soon as Tucker comes to pick me up today. d.: I’m sorry...

Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life End over end, neither left, nor the right Straight through the heart of them righteous...

*** If you search for tenderness It isn't hard to find You can have the love you need to live But if you look for truthfulness You might...

d.: Cal.E., why don’t you want to go on the run with Tucker, Tucker, Two, your fiancé, when it could be the only way to preserve your and...

All right, you guys feel funky tonight, ah yeah this is an old Memphis song, old Memphis song I used to smoke Five packs of cigarettes a...

You get up every morning from your alarm clock's warning Take the 8:15 into the city There's a whistle up above and people pushin',...

Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life End over end, neither left, nor the right Straight through the heart of them righteous...

C.: One two three four… Houston has the Astros The greatest baseball team They hit the ball from line to line And homer in between Their...

Riding on the City of New Orleans Illinois Central, Monday morning rail Fifteen cars and fifteen restless riders Three conductors and...

C.: Hey, d.c. I’m in the kennel. Can you come get me? d.: I didn’t think that you were scheduled to work today, Cal.E. Are you working...

C.: Hey, d.c., I have a question for you. d.: What do you need to know, Cal.E? C.: Well, I asked Tucker to have Easter lunch with my...

C.: Oh, Wow! This baseball game is going into extra innings, and d.c. said that he would give me a ride to work tonight since he’s...

C.:Well, baseball season is here, and Tucker’s mad at me. We won’t be hanging out any time soon. I’ll watch the Astros game on my night...

C.: Tucker, I’m glad that you’re better. I went to see Tom last night, and he and I got all your money back, along with a bonus for him…...