I didn't want to do it but I got too lonely
I had to call you up in the middle of the night
I know it's awful hard to try to make love long distance
But I really needed stimulation
Though it was only my imagination
It's just a fantasy (oh oh oh oh)
It's not the real thing (oh oh oh oh)
It's just a fantasy (oh oh oh oh)
It's not the real thing (oh oh oh oh
)But sometimes a fantasy (oh oh oh oh)
Is all you need, oh oh oh
When am I gonna take control get a hold of my emotions
Why does it only seem to hit me in the middle of the night
You told me there's a number
I can always dial for assistance
I don't want to deal with outside action
Only you can give me satisfaction
It's just a fantasy (oh oh oh oh)
It's not the real thing (oh oh oh oh)
It's just a fantasy (oh oh oh oh)
It's not the real thing (oh oh oh oh)
But sometimes a fantasy (oh oh oh oh)
Is all you need, oh oh oh
Sure it would be better if I had you here to hold me
Be better baby but believe me it's the next best thingI
I'm sure there's many times you've wanted me to hear your secrets
Don't be afraid to say the words that move me
Anytime you want to tell them to me
It's just a fantasyIt's not the real thing
It's just a fantasyIt's not the real thing
But sometimes a fantasy
Is all you need
Just a fantasy (it0s just a fantasy)
It's not the real thing (it's not the real thing)
It's just a fantasy (it's just a fantasy)
It's not the real thing (it's not the real thing)
It's just a fantasy (it0s just a fantasy)
It's not the real thing (it's not the real thing)
It's just a fantasy (it's just a fantasy)
It's not the real thing (it's not the real thing)
Just a fantasy (it's just a fantasy)
It's not the real thing (it's not the real thing)
It's just a fantasy
(it's just a fantasy)
It's not the real thing
(it's not the real thing)
Source: LyricFind
Songwriters: Billy Joel
Sometimes a Fantasy lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
C.: Hey, d.c., what are you going to do during your one break from school?
d.: I’m going to try to get an NIL deal.
C.: Didn’t we go over this a couple of years ago? You’re too old to play football anymore, and you’re a what, twelfth year senior?
d.: Yes, but I still have four years of eligibility left, since I’ve never played a college sport, I have all my eligibility left. I was in school in 2020, so that gives me an extra year of eligibility, according to the NCAA. I’m not going to try to play football this time, though.
C.: What sport are you going to pursue?
d.: Water polo.
C.: Does your school have a water polo team?
d.: No, not yet. But, if I start one, I can probably be the star of the team. I’ll redshirt one year and learn how to play. That will give me six years to collect money from a Name, Image and Likeness deal.
C.: You do know that they use their arms to throw the ball. With your right shoulder messed up, I don’t see how you can do that, even though you are a good swimmer.
d.: I’ll be the goalkeeper. I won’t need to throw the ball as much, and I’ll learn how to throw left-handed when I do. I'll use my long arms to block shots. I'll be the best water polo goalie ever!!
C.: (I think that the courses d.c. is taking are driving him mad. I'd better re-orient him to reality). What equipment company would supply a water polo team? All you’ll have on is a pair of swimming trunks and a swimming cap, and no one will see anything but the cap.
d.: That’s what I’ll endorse, then, swimming caps. I’ll sign a one-million dollar NIL deal and retire from working at The Kennel.
C.: And I’ll rule one-quarter of the universe.
d.: Don’t you already?
C.: That reminds me, I need to call Meow Z. Tongue with my report, so I guess that’s all the time we have for today, folks. Please join us tomorrow for another episode of Cal.E.’s Korner (of the universe).
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