It's late in the evening She's wondering what clothes to wear She puts on her makeup And brushes her long blonde hair And then she asks...

Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life End over end, neither left, nor the right Straight through the heart of them righteous...

Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin' Into the future Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin' Into the future I wanna fly like an...

This is a look behind the scenes as Cal.E. gets her mind ready to lead the readers of this blog in physical exercise. Cal.E. believes...

d.: Hi,Cal.E., this is d.c. Listen, I have something to do tomorrow, so I’ll need you to write this blog solo. To make up for that, I’ll...

C.: Well, I’m inspired. After training for only one day, I’ve lost 1/78th of a pound and my body fat is down to 68%, but I’m really...

C.: d.c., what’s with the picture of the donkey with a bicycle on his back? I don’t understand. d.: It’s the profile picture for my new...

d.: Cal.E. is with Tucker today. They’re celebrating his victories in catfights in Ridgecrest, Vidalia, and Baton Rouge, Louisiana....

C.: d.c. did you see what S-3 did while he was out of The Kennel? d.: No, what did he do? C.: He picked up some kind of a blade. It’s...

C.: Hey, d.c. I just finished cleaning up the Human Kennel inmate’s cells. The outside workers were released from working because it...

C.: I’m glad that mine and Tucker’s lawyer worked out a deal with the ADA and got us community service and not kennel time. It will be a...

C.: Hi, d.c., are you feeling better today? d.: Yes, Cal.E. I went to the gym and worked out with my son. Now, I’m ready to train you. I...

We're caught in a trap I can't walk out Because I love you too much, baby Why can't you see What you're doing to me When you don't...

I spent last night in the arms of a girl in Louisiana! And though I'm out on the highway My thoughts are still with her Such a strange...

C.: Hey, d.c., I’ve changed my mind about letting you train me for the CatSkills Games. d.: What made you change your mind, Cal.E? C.:...

C.: I still don’t feel like training for the Cat Skills Games, but Tucker sent me this invitation to go to the Triple T gym today. It’s...

C.: I need to train for the Cat Skills games, but I need some motivation. I think one of the chapters in d.c.’s book, “Beyond the...

The name of this song is the Wildwood Flower Now the Wildwood Flower is an old country classic It's gained a whole new popularity The...

d.: Cal.E has snuck her cell phone into the human kennel. Unbeknownst to the security staff, she’s shooting a video. Unfortunately, laws...

C.: I have a very special guest today on Cal.E.’s Korner. Ladies and gentlemen (and all you animals listening) please help me welcome Mr....