C.: Hey, d.c., why haven’t you sent me today’s script yet?   d.: I’m not feeling well   C.: What’s the matter? d.: I think my blood...

d.: Hey, Cal.E, I have a joke for you.   C.: What is it?   d.: Well, it’s actually more of a riddle   C.: Okay, shoot.   Dd.: Okay here...

C.: Well, the Astros and the Texans are playing important games today, so I suppose that d.c. won’t be sending me a script, and I don’t...

I fought the law and the law won I fought the law and the law won I needed money 'cause I had none I fought the law and the law won I...

d.: I’m going to check on Cal.E. now that the debate is over. I’ll just point my computer at the exact angle at the exact correct time to...

Bob  the Builder! Can we fix it? Bob the Builder! Yes, we can! Scoop, Muck, and Dizzy, and  Roley  too Lofty  and  Wendy  join the crew...

Now look at them yo-yos, that's the way you do it You play the guitar on the ITV That ain't workin', that's the way you do it Money for...

Mama, I found someone Like you said, I took her home She has no snout But there's no doubt The biggest pig I've known I thought that she...

Mama, I found someone Like you said, I took her home She has no snout But there's no doubt The biggest pig I've known I thought that she...

Doesn't take much to make me happy And make me smile with glee Never never will I feel discouraged' Cause our love's no mystery...

Lying in my bed I hear the clock tick and think of you Caught up in circles Confusion is nothing new Flashback, warm nights almost left...

Time after time I've done my sentence But committed no crime And bad mistakes I've made a few I've had my share of sand Kicked in my face...

Baby cried the day the circus came to town 'cause she didn't want parades just passin' by her So she painted on a smile and took up with...

Death of an Unpopular Poet Song by Jimmy Buffett By: Jimmy Buffett1973 I once knew a poet Who lived before his time He and his dog...

Star' Trekkin Song by Barry Hansen … Star Trekkin' across the universe On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk Star Trekkin'...

d.: Well, two of my favorite NFL teams won their games today, and the third one is about to play. Unfortunately, I can’t watch the...

C.: d.c., Do you have today's script ready? Oh, you're watching the Astros and then doing homework? Well, I didn't prepare a script...

People try to put us d-down (talkin' 'bout my generation) Just because we get around (talkin' 'bout my generation) Things they do look...

[Verse 1] Midnight Not a sound from the pavement Has the moon lost her memory? She is smiling alone In the lamplight, the withered leaves...

We get up early and we work all day We put our time in cause we like to stay up All night long All night long We keep on grinnin' 'til...