d.: Well, I suppose that all’s well that ends well. Cal.E.
was able to set her new time machine back to five minutes after the last time her husband, Tucker Tucker Two, a.k.a. The Cat Fighter Formerly Known As The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known As T Because Triple T Was Already Taken
saw her at her coming home party after the last time she went to the Planet of the Talking Cats and returned to Earth. She promised T that she wouldn’t leave the planet again, but the Supreme Ruler of the Cat Galaxy, Meow Z. Tongue, asked her to do him a solid and transport the hot air that politicians spout when running for office to power her native planet. Meow was too busy being a forty pound house cat for a lonely elderly lady to complete this mission himself, but, as far as I’m concerned, it’s a win-win situation. Green house gas emission readings have dropped 0.0002% since Cal.E. left the planet with that hot air, and it will get better each time she does this. We’ll just hope that T never finds out or he will ground Cal.E. Thankfully, T is too busy training and losing weight to become the middle weight cat fighting champion of the world to read anything, even this brilliant, well-organized, well thought out…where was I? Oh, yes.. Since T holds all five championship belts in the heavyweight cat fighting divisions, this was the only challenge left for him in cat fighting.
T was formerly a hench cat for Tom the Tabby. Together, these two led the Triple T Cartel to become the most powerful cat cartel in the Western Hemisphere, if not the world. I mean, did anyone else know that cat cartels existed? I didn’t, until I met the two triple Ts. How many can there be in the world?
“Oh, hi, Tom the Tabby, what are you doing in this blog today?”
TTT.: Okay, folks. d.c. has a vivid ‘magination, see. Neither talkin’ cats nor cat cartels ‘xist. Dare ain’t no such ting as a cat cartel, capish? Certainly not a powerful’un run by yo’s truly dat extorts money, toys and food from udder cats. Dat don’t happen. And, dare ain’t no such ting as a hench cat, or a hit cat. Dat’s all in y’alls ‘magination.
Also, please come to Triple T Pawn and Loan for your every need. We can supply you with cash for your goods, or just loan you money at the low, low, low interest rate of 25%, compounded hourly. Triple T Pawn and Loan will give you money and it’s not free, free, free!
D.: Okay, back to the blog after that impromptu advertisement.
“So, Tom, if you don’t extort money, food and cat toys from other cats, as well as extort money from other felines for protection; where does the money you loan at Triple T Pawn and Loan come from since you don’t have a steady, high-paying job?
TTT:….Dat’s all the time we have fo’ today, folks. Please join us tomerow for another advertisement for Triple T Pawn and Loan.
d.: Episode of Cal.E.’s Korner.
TTT.: What he said.
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