C.: I’m glad that NASA heard me on my radio
and sent a suitable replacement for my spaceship after Buddy Bones and I crashed together in outer space. It felt like Id been hit bay a train!
I felt like a
Because I couldn't avoid the crash., but now I’m back on track to head to my home planet of the Talking Cats to, deliver these boxes of hot air
that’s generated by earths’ politicians during campaign season, which appears to be 365 days a year, every year. Someone's always on his or her soap box making poitical speeches.
I convinced the Supreme Ruler of the Cat Galaxy, Meow Z. Tongue,
that it’s better to let Earth keep generating this energy that powers my home planet. I also volunteered to bring this energy source to my home planet every leap year. I suppose that I can fly into outer space once every thirty-seven years to do this. My home planet only has an extra second added to its clock every thirty-seven years. However, that extra second tends to deplete that energy the planet needs to power its electricity plants.
Luckily for me, NASA found a box that’s also a time machine, just like the one my cousin, ELAC, my thirty-third cousin twice removed from another planet who’s my direct opposite, and one of the best mercenaries known to this galaxy, even though she's a pacifist,
let me borrow.
Now, I can go back in time when I land on Earth and spend time with my fourteen kittens: Ralph, Jodi, Sixto, Winkin, Blinkin and Nod, Sneezy, Dopy and Doc... no, that's not their names. Well, four out of fourteen isn't bad. I can also spend time with
my best human bud nurse and author d.c. scot
and his wife Eudora,
and, of course, the big guy, my third husband, Tucker Tucker Two, a.k.a. The Cat Fighter Formerly Known As The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known As T, Because Triple T Was Already Taken, the holder of five championship heavy weight cat fighting belts.
It will be a nice surprise to show up in the past so none of them will every suspect that I was gone unless….
d.: That’s all the time we have for today, folks. Please join us tomorrow for another episode of Cal.E.’s Korner.
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