Now look at them yo-yos, that's the way you do it You play the guitar on the ITV That ain't workin', that's the way you do it Money for...

Mama, I found someone Like you said, I took her home She has no snout But there's no doubt The biggest pig I've known I thought that she...

Mama, I found someone Like you said, I took her home She has no snout But there's no doubt The biggest pig I've known I thought that she...

Doesn't take much to make me happy And make me smile with glee Never never will I feel discouraged' Cause our love's no mystery...

Lying in my bed I hear the clock tick and think of you Caught up in circles Confusion is nothing new Flashback, warm nights almost left...

Time after time I've done my sentence But committed no crime And bad mistakes I've made a few I've had my share of sand Kicked in my face...

Baby cried the day the circus came to town 'cause she didn't want parades just passin' by her So she painted on a smile and took up with...

Death of an Unpopular Poet Song by Jimmy Buffett By: Jimmy Buffett1973 I once knew a poet Who lived before his time He and his dog...

Star' Trekkin Song by Barry Hansen … Star Trekkin' across the universe On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk Star Trekkin'...

d.: Well, two of my favorite NFL teams won their games today, and the third one is about to play. Unfortunately, I can’t watch the...

C.: d.c., Do you have today's script ready? Oh, you're watching the Astros and then doing homework? Well, I didn't prepare a script...

People try to put us d-down (talkin' 'bout my generation) Just because we get around (talkin' 'bout my generation) Things they do look...

[Verse 1] Midnight Not a sound from the pavement Has the moon lost her memory? She is smiling alone In the lamplight, the withered leaves...

We get up early and we work all day We put our time in cause we like to stay up All night long All night long We keep on grinnin' 'til...

I've been holdin' out so long I've been sleepin' all alone Lord, I miss youI've been hanging on the phone I've been sleeping all alone I...

C.: That’s funny, d.c. didn’t send me the script for today’s Cal.e.’s Korner…Oh, yes, it’s a holiday and d.c. is working. Those are his...

You may drive around your town In a brand new shiny car Your face in the wind and your haircut's in And your friends think you're bizarre...

d.: Well, after what happened with my post yesterday, I decided to borrow ELAC’s time machine and go into the future. I wanted to see how...

What song is it you want to hear? FREE BIRD!! If I leave here tomorrow Would you still remember me? For I must be traveling on, now...

Where, where, are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over, And thought I found true love. You met...