C.: Wow! There must be one million people her to welcome me back home for the Planet of the Talking Cats!   d.: Well, one half of a...

I had the worst reputation in town For chasing all the women around I thought changing my way of living was hard to do But it's nothing...

I used to smoke five packs of cigarettes a day It was the hardest thing to put them away I'd drink four or five bottles of wine I kept a...

d.: Hi, Cal.E. I was just calling to see how the election for Ruler of the Planet of the Talking Cats went. Have all the votes been...

C.: d.c., this is Cal.E., I need to talk to someone who isn’t involved in this campaign.   d.:  Don’t you have a little while before the...

d.: Cal.E. and Ronald Dump are involved in the last debate before the election for Ruler of the Planet of the Talking Cats. Let’s listen...

C.: (ring). I don’t want to answer the phone. It may be one of Ronald Dump’s supporters calling to bless me out…No, that’s Meow Z....

C.: I want to get comfortable here in front of y’all  and be real. I’ll mimic my favorite radio station K-I-N-D for my campaign speech...

C.: I wonder if any other radio stations are carrying the World Series. Very few of them can reach another planet in the solar system,...

C.: Hey, d.c. I think something is wrong with the intergalactic signal on my television /radio.   d.: Why do you say that?   C.: Well, I...

c.: Well, the commercial break on my favorite show, “Nine Lives to Give” is over, and no one important has tried to contact me. I’ll...

Well, I can’t reach Cal.E. with my intergalactic phone. I suppose the way the sun is positioned has something to do with that, so I’ll...

C.: Well, my favorite show, “Nine Lives to Give” is on television here on the Planet of the Talking Cats, and I’d like to catch up. I...

C.: I’m back here on my blog, Cal.E.’s Korner with a very interesting guest: Skip Alan Day. Skip, how did you come by your name? Skip:...

C. I’ve returned to Earth to host my own talk show entitled ‘Cal.E.’s Korner.’ Today, with early elections on two planets being open, I’d...

C.: I think I’ll call d.c. and see why he hasn’t tried to communicate with me concerning our script for our blog for the last couple of...

d.: That meteor shower that has hit the Planet of the Talking Cats has messed up my transmissions for the last few days. I still can’t...

d.: I had a hard time getting away from those giraffes. I had no idea that they would be on patrol in outer space. The giraffes thought I...

' d.; Well, I don't have any spacebucks, but I need to take my noon meds. I'll just stop in here and get some water out of the bathroom...

d.:  I’ve lost contact with NASA, so I don’t know what to do. Hmmm.. there’s a Starbucks. They really are everywhere. I think I’ll stop...