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Cal.E.'s Korner
11/19/24 1600 hours d.: (I’d better try to call Dirt Cheap Discount Oil Change again and see if I can get some of my money back from...
markmiller323
Nov 19, 20244 min read


Cal.E.'s Korner
d.: While I deal with Dirt Cheap Discount Oil Changes, Cal.E. has graciously agreed to take over the blog posts for a couple of days,...
markmiller323
Nov 18, 20244 min read


Cal.E.'s Korner
d.: What? Dirt Cheap Discount Oil Changes is a rip-off! Not only will they not give someone a ride to and from home, but they charge...
markmiller323
Nov 17, 20243 min read


Cal.E's Korner
C.: I just got a disturbing email from Meow Z. Tongue, the Supreme Ruler of the Cat Galaxy. I don’t know what to do, so I’ll call my best...
markmiller323
Nov 16, 20243 min read


Cal.E.'s Korner
d.: (ring) Hey, Cal.E., it's me, d.c. Why don’t you tell me the whole story of how you lost your natural claws. C.: I’ve already told...
markmiller323
Nov 15, 20243 min read


Cal.E.'s Korner
C.: (ring) Hey, d.c., thanks for sending in the big guys to keep me from relapsing. I really shouldn’t eat catnip, and I know that. I...
markmiller323
Nov 14, 20242 min read


Cal.E.'s Korner
d.: Well, Cal.E. decided that she needed to go back to work at The Kennel cleaning cages to be able to repay Tom the Tabby for a large...
markmiller323
Nov 13, 20242 min read


Cal.E.'s Korner
d.: I looks like my bottled water has expired. I wonder how water can expire? (Ring) I wonder who that could be? “Hello?” C.: Hi, d.c.,...
markmiller323
Nov 12, 20243 min read


Cal.E.'s Korner
C.: d.c., I’m in trouble. d.: Why is that, my fine female feline friend? C.: Because my third husband, Tucker Tucker Two, a.k.a. The Cat...
markmiller323
Nov 11, 20242 min read


Cal.E.'s Korner
C.: Well, the Texans play tonight, so d.c. is probably looking for his Texans cap to wear tonight in stead of his Astros’ cap. That must...
markmiller323
Nov 10, 20241 min read


Cal.E.'s Korner
C.: d.c., I thought you wanted to get our blog written early, because you had something important to do this afternoon. What happened?...
markmiller323
Nov 9, 20243 min read


Cal.E.'s Korner
C.: d.c., I really do appreciate the way you and my husband, Tucker Tucker Two, a.k.a The Cat Fighter Formerly Known As The Tuxedo (who...
markmiller323
Nov 8, 20242 min read


Cal.E.'s Korner
C.: d.c., how is your project coming along? d.: Do you mean replacing the blades of grass that were destroyed by the people at your...
markmiller323
Nov 7, 20242 min read


Cal.E.'s Korner
C.: Well, this is a decent speech that d.c. wrote for me, but it doesn’t sound like me. I’ll just make some tweaks to this speech so...
markmiller323
Nov 6, 20241 min read


Cal.E.'s Korner
C.: Oh, hi d.c. Come on in, but I thought that you had a project you were working on. d.: That got cancelled. C.: Why? d.: Well, I...
markmiller323
Nov 5, 20242 min read


Cal.E.'s Korner
C.: Wow! There must be one million people her to welcome me back home for the Planet of the Talking Cats! d.: Well, one half of a...
markmiller323
Nov 4, 20241 min read


Cal.E's Korner
I had the worst reputation in town For chasing all the women around I thought changing my way of living was hard to do But it's nothing...
markmiller323
Nov 3, 20243 min read


Cal.E.'s KOrner
I used to smoke five packs of cigarettes a day It was the hardest thing to put them away I'd drink four or five bottles of wine I kept a...
markmiller323
Nov 2, 20242 min read


Cal.E's KOrner
d.: Hi, Cal.E. I was just calling to see how the election for Ruler of the Planet of the Talking Cats went. Have all the votes been...
markmiller323
Nov 1, 20242 min read


Cal.E's Korner
C.: d.c., this is Cal.E., I need to talk to someone who isn’t involved in this campaign. d.: Don’t you have a little while before the...
markmiller323
Oct 31, 20242 min read
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