C.: Hey, d.c. I have something that will make you rich quickly! d.: Okay, what is it? C.: It’s a multi-product marketing…. d.:  Don’t you...

d.: While I'm driving back to the drug store to get the only thing I forgot to get this morning, I need to call Cal.E. so we can write...

d.: Cal.E., didn’t you ever teach your kittens to hunt rodents?   C.: I did, but you know kids, they don’t listen.   d.: Aren’t your...

C.: I'm glad that my third husband, Tucker Tucker Two, a.k.a. The Cat Fighter Formerly Known As The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter...

C.: (I wonder what  d.c. is doing? I’m bored, since T’s out of town with his BFF Tom the Tabby cat fighting as a tag team. (Ring) They...

C.: (ring) Hello,     d.: Cal.E., this is d.c. I told you that I hurt my wrist yesterday. I tough that you’d take that as a hint that I...

C.: d.c., I looked up Splash Cola, and it’s not the most popular soft drink in the U.S., or even in Texas. d.: You just didn’t look in...

C.: Hi, d.c., I was just calling to write our blog via telephone today. d.: I’m sorry, Cal.E., but I’m not in a good mood today. Maybe...

.C.: : (ring) d.c., this is Cal.E., and I need some advice.   d.: About what?   C.: Well, my third husband, Tucker Tucker Two, a.k.a. The...

.: Wow! Cal.E., T and Triple T and Cal.E.’s kittens got this fight set up fast! It’s on ASPN, the animal sports network, 46321789 on my...

scot  household,  Greater Houston, Texas (Somewhere between Orange and El Paso); February 22  zero hundred hours (midnight) d.: Now,...

C.: Well, now that T has the two criminal cats who are watching Ralph distracted, Sixto and I can grab Ralph and get him out of here....

Shon: We’s gots ta watch da pris’ner ta make sure dat notin’ happens ta him. Triple T say dat he gots a medical pr’lem, but he don’ know...

(ring) TTT Hello.   C.: Yes, this is Cal.E. Katt, and I understand you have my son Ralph. I just want to warn you that he has a medical...

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d.: Come on, Cal.E., you need to wake up. I said WAKE UP! C.: Oh, thanks for waking me up, d.c. I was having the worst dream. I was at...

d.: Well, the Super Bowl, Pro Bowl, and NBA All-Star game have all come and gone. Now, the  Major League Baseball teams are having their...

C.: Well, I’M entertaining my friend, from my home planet, Colonel Tom Parker, and d.c. wants no part of that. He said he had a family...

Greater Houston, Texas (Between Orange and El Paso) Wayne Manor, 0800 hours: (Ding) C.: Who is it?   It’s your buddy, Parker. Don’t you...

C.:: Well, d.c. is busy with work and school today, so he wanted me to write or blog solo today. The only thing is, it’s a special day on...