C.: d.c., what happened to yesterday’s script?
d.: I was in the E.R.
C.: Why? And,
d.: I had a golfing accident..
C.: Golfing accident? I didn't know that you played golf
d.: That may have been the problem, but yesterday was a good day for golf, or so my friend told me.,
C.: Are you okay?
d, I think that I’m okay.
C.: What happened?
d.: Well, on the first hole, I hit a beautiful shot right down the middle of the fairway. My partner and I were walking the course to get more exercise. We were so far away from the tee that the next group couldn’t see us, so they started teeing off. Just as I got to my ball, I heard someone yell, “Fore!” I don’t really play golf, so I’m not familiar with the terms, so I yelled back, “Five!”
Well, my partner did play a lot of golf, and he knew what the golfer was trying to tell me. That’s why he yelled “Duck, duck!”
I thought he was playing around, so I yelled back “Goose!” And now, I have a goose egg on my head.
C.: Well, if that’s the case, I’m sure you don’t feel much like writing today…
d.: Why not?
C.: Because you’ve probably had your…how many concussions have you had in your life, d.c.?
d.: I’m sorry, I don’t recall.
C.: That’s all the time we have for today, folks. Please join us tomorrow for another episode of Cal.E.’s Korner.
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