C.: Well, the Texans lost today, so d.c. is probably too depressed to help me with editing my manuscript. I’ll just get started again, I suppose.
Meanwhile, not too far away, in the same neighborhood in Greater Houston, almost on the same street as Wayne Manor at approximately the same time….
d.: I’ll get right on editing Cal.E.’s manuscript as soon as I listen to today’s Joe Groan Show.
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d.: Now, let’s see, I make the check out to whom?
And, at Wayne Manor,
Ca.E, has some stress herself…
C.: I haven’t written a word yet, but Mom and Dad just called and invited me over to their house to watch the greatest Christmas movie of all time: DIE HARD!
So, I guess that’s all the time we have for today, folks. Please join us tomorrow for another episode of Cal.E.’s Korner.
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