C.: Wel, it looks like my cohost is otherwise occupied. I received an email from him detailing his reason for not being here this afternoon. I’ll share that with y’all now.
Dear ma’am, sir or nonbinary individual:
I have come up with an idea that will make me a lot of money quickly. None of the people who are conducting hay rides in my neighborhood are offering matinees. Almost everyone, excep emergency personnel, is working this week, so some early birds may enjoy getting a jump on the crowds looking at Christmas lights. Therefor, I’ve decided to offer a metinee ride to look at Christmas lights from two o'clock p.m. and dark. Since I only have a pickup and no trailer or hay, I’ll only charge one-half the price other hayrides charge. I expect to be very busy this afternoon, so please take care of the specifics of our blog.
Sincerely,
dane christian scot.
C.: Well, in light of this email, I’vedecided to invite two very special guests to talk to today. The first one is my third husband, Tucker Tucker Two, a.k.a. The Cat Fighter Formerly Known As The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known As T because Tripe T Was Already Taken. My second guest is T’s business partner, Tom the Tabby. Please welcome the founder and don of the Triple T Cartel and his former number one thug.
These two cats, though, have turned their lives around. Each cat holds a Doctorate in Playing and Hiding form the College of the Cat Skills. Please help me welcome the two Triple Ts via zoom!
Crowd: Yes we can! Ooh, Ah, golf clap
C.: Tom: I’ll start with you and the subject that d.c. and I were discussing yesterday. Unbeknownst to T and me, it seems that you and d.c. had an interesting conversation on the day of my and T’s wedding. Can you te me what that conversation was about?
TTT. I can.
C.: Okay… why don’t you elaborate.
TTT.; Oh, I see. Youse wants me ta spill da beans an’ rat our yo’bes’ human frien’.
C.: Well,...yes.
TTT Oky doky den. Dis conversation went a lttl;e bit like dis.
Mr. scot., why do you come ta me on dis, da day o’ my bes’ frein’s weddin’/ If I’s do choose to do we ys asks, someday, I may asks ya ta do me a fava.
d.: Yes, Triple T., but I need for you to make some people disappear.
C.:....Is that the end of the story?
TTT No.
C.: Would you care to elaborate?
TTT.: Yeah. Yoo frien’ was habn some trouble wit’ some o’ da C.O’s at his woik place. He asted me ta make dem go away.
C.: And did they?
TTT Yeah
C.: Would you care to elaborate?
TTT.: No.
C.: Okay, T, we said that we would always be honest with each other when we wed. If you know what happened to these Correctional Officers?
T.: …It looks like dats all da time we have fo’ today, folks. Please jern us tamora for another episode of
Cal.E’s Korner
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