d.: Cal.E has snuck her cell phone into the human kennel. Unbeknownst to the security staff, she’s shooting a video. Unfortunately, laws...

C.: I have a very special guest today on Cal.E.’s Korner. Ladies and gentlemen (and all you animals listening) please help me welcome Mr....

d.: Hi, Cal.E. I’ve been watching last year’s Cat Skills Games on Animal SPorts Network. C.: I didn’t know your cable supplier gave you...

Jenny Jenny who can I turn to? You give me something I can hold on to I know you'll think I'm like the others before Who saw your name...

C.: Whew! Teaching another cat a new language is a lot of work! Tucker wanted me to teach him to speak English, since he only knows how...

Well I don't know where they come from But they sure do come I hope they comin' for me And I don't know how they do it but they sure do...

d.: This blog post is dedicated to all of the readers over fifty who could formally stay up past 9:30 and watch late night T.V. before...

Lord Almighty Feel my temperature rising Higher, higher It's burning through to my soul Girl, girl, girl, girl You gonna set me on fire...

I'm back in the saddle again Out where a friend is a friend Where the longhorn cattle feed On the lowly gypsum weed Back in the saddle...

I AM A KILLER This is the name of a fascinating show on Netflix that is in its fourth season. It features prisoners who have been...

Jedediah Harper is dissatisfied with his physical condition, so he consults a work friend about his workout habits. His friend is...

THE ANSWER IS TWO d.: Well, I bailed Cal.E. and Tucker out of the local kennel, but they’re talking to a lawyer. She thinks that it’s...

d.: Well, the two favorite teams in the NFL are going to play in the Super Bowl. The NFL teams played seventeen games in the regular...

C.: Okay, d.c., you said that you would accurately predict this year’s Super Bowl winner today, even though the NFC and AFC championships...

C.: d.c. had to work late again. He said that one of the inmates told an officer that he was having a seizure, so he needed to go to...

C.: d.c. is still at work , but he sent me the new beginning he wrote to his first book, “Precision; A Crime of Passion.” He thinks that...

Cal.E.’s Konspiracy Theory C.: Hi, d.c. what are you doing? d.: ‘m looking at my retirement account. Inflation is really eating into it!...

C.: Hi, d.c., what are you doing on your day off from work at The Kennel? I’ve been trying to reach you so that we could do the blog...

d.: Cal.E., can you stop singing long enough to tell me how your date with The Tuxedo went? C.: Okay. First, we shared some stinky...

d.: So, tell me, Cal.E., how did the rest of your evening go with Tucker, Tucker Two? C.: Bed, bed I couldn't go to bed My head's too...