C.: Hey, d.c., what’s going on? d.: Give me a second. There, 20,000 steps. Now, what can I do for you? C.: You’ve taken 20,000 steps, and...

You run, run, run away It's your heart that you betray Feeding on your hungry eyes I bet you're not so civilized Well, isn't love...

D.: Well, it looks like I’ll need to stay late at work today. Security just called and said they were bringing a guy who they think broke...

c.: Well, d.c. is busy working on a book. He wanted me to proof read his hook for “The Magruder Mysteries Murder 8; The Inert Ingredient...

C.: Well, d.c. said he may be late today. He said that I should start the blog without him if he is, because he and Eudora were going to...

C.: Hey, d.c. Since Mom and Dad are on a cruise again, and you’re supposed to be looking after their animals, can you give me a ride? d.:...

Come on I said hey girl, what's your name? Haven't I seen you before? I recognize them dark green eyes When you dosey-doed across the...

It's late in the evening She's wondering what clothes to wear She puts on her makeup And brushes her long blonde hair And then she asks...

Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life End over end, neither left, nor the right Straight through the heart of them righteous...

Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin' Into the future Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin' Into the future I wanna fly like an...

This is a look behind the scenes as Cal.E. gets her mind ready to lead the readers of this blog in physical exercise. Cal.E. believes...

d.: Hi,Cal.E., this is d.c. Listen, I have something to do tomorrow, so I’ll need you to write this blog solo. To make up for that, I’ll...

C.: Well, I’m inspired. After training for only one day, I’ve lost 1/78th of a pound and my body fat is down to 68%, but I’m really...

C.: d.c., what’s with the picture of the donkey with a bicycle on his back? I don’t understand. d.: It’s the profile picture for my new...

d.: Cal.E. is with Tucker today. They’re celebrating his victories in catfights in Ridgecrest, Vidalia, and Baton Rouge, Louisiana....

C.: d.c. did you see what S-3 did while he was out of The Kennel? d.: No, what did he do? C.: He picked up some kind of a blade. It’s...

C.: Hey, d.c. I just finished cleaning up the Human Kennel inmate’s cells. The outside workers were released from working because it...

C.: I’m glad that mine and Tucker’s lawyer worked out a deal with the ADA and got us community service and not kennel time. It will be a...

C.: Hi, d.c., are you feeling better today? d.: Yes, Cal.E. I went to the gym and worked out with my son. Now, I’m ready to train you. I...

We're caught in a trap I can't walk out Because I love you too much, baby Why can't you see What you're doing to me When you don't...