Lord Almighty Feel my temperature rising Higher, higher It's burning through to my soul Girl, girl, girl, girl You gonna set me on fire...

I'm back in the saddle again Out where a friend is a friend Where the longhorn cattle feed On the lowly gypsum weed Back in the saddle...

I AM A KILLER This is the name of a fascinating show on Netflix that is in its fourth season. It features prisoners who have been...

THE ANSWER IS TWO d.: Well, I bailed Cal.E. and Tucker out of the local kennel, but they’re talking to a lawyer. She thinks that it’s...

d.: Well, the two favorite teams in the NFL are going to play in the Super Bowl. The NFL teams played seventeen games in the regular...

C.: Okay, d.c., you said that you would accurately predict this year’s Super Bowl winner today, even though the NFC and AFC championships...

C.: d.c. had to work late again. He said that one of the inmates told an officer that he was having a seizure, so he needed to go to...

C.: d.c. is still at work , but he sent me the new beginning he wrote to his first book, “Precision; A Crime of Passion.” He thinks that...

Cal.E.’s Konspiracy Theory C.: Hi, d.c. what are you doing? d.: ‘m looking at my retirement account. Inflation is really eating into it!...

C.: Hi, d.c., what are you doing on your day off from work at The Kennel? I’ve been trying to reach you so that we could do the blog...

d.: Cal.E., can you stop singing long enough to tell me how your date with The Tuxedo went? C.: Okay. First, we shared some stinky...

d.: So, tell me, Cal.E., how did the rest of your evening go with Tucker, Tucker Two? C.: Bed, bed I couldn't go to bed My head's too...

d.: Hi, Cal.E., I fell asleep waiting for you to call to do our blog last night. I was trying to stay awake by watching the football...

C.: Hi, Tucker. I’m just calling to let you know that I want to take you up on your offer of enjoying some stinky garbage, catnip and a...

C.: Hi, d.c. I need some advice on dating. d.: Well, Cal.E., I see two problems with asking me. One is that I haven’t been in the dating...

Tux.: Doe! I’m sorry dat I lost dat catfight, Tom. Tom. It’s okay, Tucker. That trickster just outsmarted you. It ain’t hard ta do! I...

Tux.: Geez Louise. I taught I had ten seconds. I did da calculations over an’ over in ma head, and I taught I had ten more seconds ta...

Round 2 d.: Okay, Cal.E., I don’t agree with how you did it, but you have an advantage now. The ring is really small, though, so you may...

d.c. the announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, cats of all ages, let’s get ready to rrrrrumble. Tonight, for your entertainment pleasure, we...