Welcome to the Grand Illusion Come on in and see what's happening Pay the price, get your tickets for the show The stage is set, the band...

If I leave here tomorrow Would you still remember me? For I must be traveling on now 'Cause there's too many places I've got to see But...

See the rain comin' down and the roof won't hold 'er Lost my job and I feel a little older Car won't run and our love's grown colder But...

The Whiz Kids had won it, Bobby Thomson had done it, And Yogi read the comics all the while. Rock 'n roll was being born, Marijuana, we...

Ralph: a one, a two, a one, two, three, four… Houston has the Astros The greatest baseball team They hit the ball from line to line And...

C.: Well, I’ve cheered the Astros, Texans, Longhorns and Aggies to victory, and I’m still tired. I’ll just sit and read some of d.c....

C.: One, two, three, four… Houston has the Astros, Texans, Rockets. Roughnecks, Dynamo and Dash The greatest of all sports teams… Whew!...

Everywhere the sun is shining. All around the world it's shining. But cold winds blow across your mind. Confusion--it's such a terrible...

I didn't want to do it but I got too lonely I had to call you up in the middle of the night I know it's awful hard to try to make love...

Rising up, back on the street Did my time, took my chances Went the distance, now I'm back on my feet Just a man and his will to survive...

d.c, walks warily down the street With the brim pulled way down low Ain't no sound but the sound of his feet Machine guns ready to go Are...

C.: Hey, why are we stopping? Let's go! Oh, I see d.c, walks warily down the street With the brim pulled way down low Ain't no sound but...

C.: Well, Tucker wired the money to d.c., and he bailed me out of The Kennel. However, d.c. did this while he was going to work, and...

C.: Well, the giant guard bunny caught me, so now I’m in The Kennel, where I used to work. I know that guard bunny is a mean son of a...

he land When they see me they say, Who? Who let the dogs out? Who, who, who, who, who? Who let the dogs out? Who, who, who, who, who? Who...

I have a mansion, forget the price Ain't never been there, they tell me it's nice I live in hotels, tear out the walls I have accountants...

C.: Hey, d.c., where are you? It’s time to write our blog. d.: I’m drivng to work, Cal.E. C.: I thought that this was one of your days...

Sam Stone came home To his wife and family After serving in the conflict overseas And the time that he served Had shattered all his...

C.: Let’s see, nine times nine is 81. Now, for my gouzindas. Nine gouzinda nine once, nine gouzinda eighteen twice..oh, hi. I was just...

Somedays won't end ever And somedays pass on be I'll be working here forever, At least until I die, dammed if you do, dammed if you don't...