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Cal.E.'s Korner











That's great, it starts with an earthquake

Birds and snakes, and aeroplanes

And Lenny Bruce is not afraid

Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn

World serves its own needs

Don't mis-serve your own needs

Speed it up a notch, speed, grunt, no, strength

The ladder starts to clatter

With a fear of height, down, height

Wire in a fire, represent the seven games

And a government for hire and a combat site

Left her, wasn't coming in a hurry

With the Furies breathing down your neck

Team by team, reporters baffled, trumped, tethered, cropped

Look at that low plane, fine, then

Uh oh, overflow, population, common group

But it'll do, save yourself, serve yourself

World serves its own needs, listen to your heart bleed

Tell me with the Rapture and the reverent in the right, right

You vitriolic, patriotic, slam fight, bright light

Feeling pretty psyched

It's the end of the world as we know it

It's the end of the world as we know it

It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine

Six o'clock, T.V. hour, don't get caught in foreign tower

Slash and burn, return, listen to yourself churn

Lock him in uniform, book burning, bloodletting

Every motive escalate, automotive incinerate

Light a candle, light a motive, step down, step down

Watch your heel crush, crush, uh oh

This means no fear, cavalier, renegade and steering clear

A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of lies

Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives and I decline

It's the end of the world as we know it (I had some time alone)

It's the end of the world as we know it (I had some time alone)

It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (time I had some time alone)

I feel fine (I feel fine)

It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (time I had some time alone)

The other night I drifted nice continental drift divide

Mountains sit in a line, Leonard Bernstein

Leonid Brezhnev, Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs

Birthday party, cheesecake, jellybean, boom

You symbiotic, patriotic, slam but neck, right, right

It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the world as we know it

It's the end of the world as we know it

It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (time I had some time alone)

Source: LyricFind

Songwriters: John Michael Stipe / Michael E. Mills / Peter Lawrence Buck / William Thomas Berry

It’s the End of the World as We Know It (and I Feel Fine) lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group

In a galaxy not too far away, a sinister being is making plans to capture the earth and all its natural resources. The PLanet Of The Talking Cats, the home planet of Meow Z. Tongue, the supreme ruler of the cat galaxy, is running out of resources, and they need to be replenished. The Milky Way Galaxy is the closest to Meow’s galaxy, and the only planet in this galaxy that has the resources Meow and his planet crave is Planet Earth.



Meow: I see it, but I don’t believe it! The RoCkats are playing, and it’s not an unpleasant sound. In fact, the lead singer has a very melodious voice. I could tolerate the band without my ear plugs, even. That’s fortunate, because wearing them keeps my superior hearing from telling me when danger is approaching. I’m going to gather my cat army and march down to earth and commandeer all its natural resources.










Meanwhile, on earth, Tucker and the RoCKats are practicing.



Tux.: Okay, y’all. That was a good number. But, as I’ve learned in my cat fighting career, to be the best, we must practice, practice, pra…











C.: Tucker? What’s wrong with your voice? Why are you pointing to your throat like that? Oh, okay, I’ll get you a pen and paper so you can communicate.








“I’ve lost my voice and you must take over as the lead singer, my love.”

C.: Okay, well, I guess I could sing lead and play the last note in every song. I’m multi-talented that way. I can multitask. Hit it!

She Taught Me How to Yodel

Song by Frank Ifield


I went across to Switzerland

Where all the Yodellers be

To try to learn to yodel

With my yodel-oh-ee-dee

I climbed a big high mountain

On a clear and sunny day

And met a yodellin' gal

Up in a little Swiss chalet

She taught me to yodel

Yodel-oh-ee-dee

Diddly-odel-oh-ee-dee

Diddly-odel-oh-ee-dee

She taught me to yodel

Yodel-oh-ee-dee-ay-dee

Yodel-oh-ee-dee-yodel-oh-dee

Well now I'm gonna teach you

How to yodel just like me

It's easy when you're singin'

To go yodel-diddly-oh-oh-dee

First you take a deep breath

Then it's K.O. one, two, three

And then you'll hear a yodel

If you listen close to me

Yeah, this is how to yodel

Yodel-oh-ee-dee

Diddly-odel-oh-ee-dee

Diddly-odel-oh-ee-dee

This is how to yodel

Yodel-oh-ee-dee

Diddly-odel-oh-ee-dee-yodel-oh-dee




d.: Hey, Tucker, I see that Cal.E. is singing lead for y’alls band now. Are you okay?





Tux: I’m fine and dandy, d.c…. I mean, I lost my voice…


d.: So, you’re letting your lady sing. That’s nice.


Meanwhile, in outer space




Meow: AAAHH!! That noise coming from earth is killing me! I thought that Cal.E. wasn’t trying to sing anymore! Abort mission!! Abort!! Abort!!




The world is saved by Cal.E.’s singing once again. And, we’re safe, for now.

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