Well, since my baby left me Well, I found a new place to dwell Well, it's down at the end of Lonely Street At Heartbreak Hotel Where I'll...

Hi, and welcome to this week’s addition of Cat Fighting Weekly. I’m the original Triple T, Tom the Tabby. Today, I have as my guest the...

C.: Well, it’s Sunday. I’m off work from The Kennel today, but I’, scheduled to work tonight. However, d.c. is at work and won’t get of...

(I want my MTV) Now look at them yo-yo's that's the way you do it You play the guitar on the MTV That ain't workin' that's the way you do...

Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life End over end, neither left, nor the right Straight through the heart of them righteous...

Paperback writer (paperback writer) Dear Sir or Madam, will you read my book? It took me years to write, will you take a look? It's based...

And now the end is near So I face the final curtain My friend, I'll say it clear I'll state my case of which I'm certain I've lived a...

Ralph: A one, a two, a one two three four Love me tender Love me sweet Never let me go You have made my life complete And I love you so...

Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life End over end, neither left, nor the right Straight through the heart of them righteous...

d.c. the announcer: Hello and welcome to this edition of the World Association of Cat fighting and Other stuff championship round of cat...

With the Furies breathing down your neck Team by team, reporters baffled, trumped, tethered, cropped Look at that low plane, fine, then...

Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life End over end, neither left, nor the right Straight through the heart of them righteous...

That's great, it starts with an earthquake Birds and snakes, and aeroplanes And Lenny Bruce is not afraid Eye of a hurricane, listen to...

See him wasted on the sidewalk, in his jacket and his jeans Wearin' yesterday's misfortunes like a smile Once he had a future full of...

C.: Well, d.c.’s off from work at The Kennel, but he’s still working. He’s going to referee my husband’s cat fight with our new puppy. He...

C.: Well, I have the day off from my job at The Kennel today, so I have time to reread the rest of chapter twenty in d.c. soct’s A FULL...

C.: d.c., I’m reading the fourth book in THE MAGRUDER MYSTERIES series: A FULL PARDON: A GRAYING OF THE LAW. I’m your primary beta...

That's great, it starts with an earthquake Birds and snakes, and aeroplanes And Lenny Bruce is not afraid Eye of a hurricane, listen to...

I wanna live with a tricolored girl I could be happy the rest of my life with a tricolored girl A dreamer of pictures I run in the night...

C,: d.c., I need your help. d.: Just a minute Cal.E. Yes, I’ll have two bacon double cheeseburgers, extra bacon, a large order of fries,...