I'm back in the saddle again Out where a friend is a friend Where the longhorn cattle feed On the lowly gypsum weed Back in the saddle...

I AM A KILLER This is the name of a fascinating show on Netflix that is in its fourth season. It features prisoners who have been...

THE ANSWER IS TWO d.: Well, I bailed Cal.E. and Tucker out of the local kennel, but they’re talking to a lawyer. She thinks that it’s...

d.: Well, the two favorite teams in the NFL are going to play in the Super Bowl. The NFL teams played seventeen games in the regular...

C.: Okay, d.c., you said that you would accurately predict this year’s Super Bowl winner today, even though the NFC and AFC championships...

C.: d.c. had to work late again. He said that one of the inmates told an officer that he was having a seizure, so he needed to go to...

C.: d.c. is still at work , but he sent me the new beginning he wrote to his first book, “Precision; A Crime of Passion.” He thinks that...

Cal.E.’s Konspiracy Theory C.: Hi, d.c. what are you doing? d.: ‘m looking at my retirement account. Inflation is really eating into it!...

C.: Hi, d.c., what are you doing on your day off from work at The Kennel? I’ve been trying to reach you so that we could do the blog...

d.: Cal.E., can you stop singing long enough to tell me how your date with The Tuxedo went? C.: Okay. First, we shared some stinky...

d.: So, tell me, Cal.E., how did the rest of your evening go with Tucker, Tucker Two? C.: Bed, bed I couldn't go to bed My head's too...

d.: Hi, Cal.E., I fell asleep waiting for you to call to do our blog last night. I was trying to stay awake by watching the football...

C.: Hi, Tucker. I’m just calling to let you know that I want to take you up on your offer of enjoying some stinky garbage, catnip and a...

C.: Hi, d.c. I need some advice on dating. d.: Well, Cal.E., I see two problems with asking me. One is that I haven’t been in the dating...

Tux.: Doe! I’m sorry dat I lost dat catfight, Tom. Tom. It’s okay, Tucker. That trickster just outsmarted you. It ain’t hard ta do! I...

Tux.: Geez Louise. I taught I had ten seconds. I did da calculations over an’ over in ma head, and I taught I had ten more seconds ta...

Round 2 d.: Okay, Cal.E., I don’t agree with how you did it, but you have an advantage now. The ring is really small, though, so you may...

d.c. the announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, cats of all ages, let’s get ready to rrrrrumble. Tonight, for your entertainment pleasure, we...

C.: Hi, Mr. Coworker. You don’t look like you’re feeling well. If you’d like to go home and not work this shift, I’ll stay and fill in...