c.: Well, I’d better call d.c. and see if he’s okay (ring).
d.: Yo.
C.: d.c., I know that your truck is your baby. I heard that you had to have it towed to a mechanic’s shop to have it fixed. How are you doing? did you find a place to stay yet?
d. Well, since my baby left me
Well, I found a new place to dwell
Well, it's down at the end of the only street in this whole forsaken town.
Where I'll be, I'll be so lonely, baby
Well, I'm so lonelyI'll be so lonely, I could die
C.; Well, with spring training going on, is your hotel crowded? did you find a room?
d.: Although it's always crowded
You still can find some room
For broken hearted lovers
To cry there in their gloomBe so, they'll be so lonely, baby
They get so lonelyThey're so lonely, they could die
C.: You said that the bellhops didn’t want to let you stay there without references, but you got a court injunction to get a room. How are the bellhops reacting to that?
And the desk clerk's dressed in black
Well, they've been so long on Lonely Street
Well, they'll never, they'll never look back
And they get so, they get so lonely, baby
Well, they are so lonelyThey're so lonely, they could die
C.: Well, Tucker and I have been having some marital difficulties. What should I do if he leaves me?
d.: Well, now, if your baby leaves you
And you got a tale to tell
Well, just take a walk down Lonely Street
To Heartbreak Hotel
Where you will be, you will be lonely, baby
Well, you will be lonelyYou'll be so lonely, you could die
C.: Will there be room for one more occupant where your staying if Tucker does leave me?
d.: Although it's always crowded
But you still can find some room
For broken hearted lovers
To cry there in their gloom
Where they get so, they get so lonely, baby
Well, they're so lonely
They'll be so lonely, they could die
C.: I see. d.c., what about my other problem.
d.: Well, li’l lady ah always aske muself, what would Jay do in this situation?
C.: Who’s Jay?
d.: Jay Magruder. He’s the foremost authority in solving cold cases in the southwestern portion of Southeast Texas on alternate Wednesdays and Thursdays. I’ll send you a link to his website so that you can check him out.