Somebody's gonna hurt someone Before the night is through Somebody's gonna come undone There's nothin' we can do Everybody wants to touch...

Never give in. Never, never, never, never—in nothing, great or small, large or petty—never give in, except to convictions of honour and...

In the twilight glow I see Blue eyes crying in the rain When we kissed goodbye and parted I knew we'd never meet again Love is like a...

Should auld acquaintance be forgot And never brought to mind? Should auld acquaintance be forgot And the days of auld lang syne? For auld...

C.: Well, it’s Sunday, so I must fill in for my youngest son at The Kennel tonight while he’s on tour with Beauty and the Glowfish. He’s...

Jeremiah was a bullfrog Was a good friend of mine I never understood a single word he said But I helped him a-drink his wine And he...

The best things in life are free But you can keep them for the birds and bees Now give me money, (That's what I want) That's what I want...

I work all night, I work all day to pay the bills I have to pay Ain't it sad? And still there never seems to be a single penny left for...

Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life End over end, neither left, nor the right Straight through the heart of them righteous...

Jeremiah was a bullfrog Was a good friend of mine I never understood a single word he said But I helped him a-drink his wine And he...

The Birth of Jesus 1 At that time the Roman emperor, Augustus, decreed that a census should be taken throughout the Roman Empire. 2 (This...

Joy to the world, the Lord is come Let Earth receive her King Let every heart prepare Him room And Heaven and nature sing And Heaven and...

"It’s hard to be humble when you’re as great as I am.” Muhammad Ali d.: Well, Cal.E. and I were going to write our blog before her and...

Just take those old records off the shelf I'll sit and listen to 'em by myself Today's music ain't got the same soul I like that old time...

The chef prepares a special menu uh, in the vanilla, oh, in the vanilla sky. In the vanilla, ah, in the vanilla, uh, in the vanilla sky....

Do you, do you, do you, do you wanna be Do me a favor, pick me up, take me out later Don't worry about no paper 'Cause I got mine stacked...

Daddy's got his beer and he's glued to the television An' Mamma's in the kitchen With the dishes and the pots and pans An' I be in my...

C.: Hey, d.c. I saw your comment about “The Greatest Coach of All Time,” Bill Billichick. I didn’t know that you were such a fan! d.: ...

C.: Hey, d.c. I saw your comment about “The Greatest Coach of All Time,” Bill Billichik. I didn’t know that you were such a fan! C.:...

C.: Well, it’s Sunday, and Ralph is still on tour with Beauty and the Glowfish, so I must fill in for him at The Kennel tonight. I have...