C.: Well, I delivered the hot air from Earth’s politicians’ campaign speeches. Now, I’m headed back to Earth and my third husband, Tucker...

C.: I’m glad that NASA heard me on my radio and sent a suitable replacement for my spaceship after Buddy Bones and I crashed together in...

C.: It looks like my spaceship and Buddy Bones are on a collision course with disaster. I need to radio mission control Now! May day;...

C.: Well, I won ten $1,000 bets on football games with Triple T when I went back in time to interview Justin Case on my podcast. However,...

C.: Ladies and gentlemen, I’ve traveled back in time to bring you this special edition of Cal.E.’s Korner. In light of yesterday’s blog...

d.: We’ll get back to the story line tomorrow. Today, I want to address something that has been in the news for the last three days: what...

d,: Well, this email is what I’ve been waiting for. I asked the last agent that rejected my manuscript for feedback, and she said she...

d.: (I think I’ll call Cal.E. and see how her voyage from Earth to the Planet of the Talking Cats….) (ring)   C.: Hello, d.c., how are...

C.: ( I’m glad that I can watch this college football game with Jonesing to bet on it.Taking to d.c. really helped me out yesterday. I...

C.: (Ring). (I wonder who could be calling me at this number? I was very specific with all my kittens. I told them not to call me while I...

C.: I’m bored. d.c. says that boredom is the sign of a small mind, but I disagree. My mind is large, but there is nothing to do when...

Bart: What condition is that I must promise for you to lead me to the cat who shot my paw, Barkeep? BK I will tell you as long as you...

C.: Well, that billboard says that this Starbrand coffee shop has the last sandbox for 9.99654 light years. I’ll be back on my home...

C.: I’m hungry. There’s Starbrand coffee shop in the next 18.72589 lightyears, according to that billboard. I think I’ll sto other and...

Ralph: Hey, d.c., did you get any more lyrics written for my jingle? d.: I did. R.: Let’s here it, then Wash your hands Thoroughly R.:...

Ralph: Hey, d.c., it’s Ralph. I’m doing community service instead of jail time for…catnip possession. I told the judge that I would write...

C.: Ground Control, this is Calculating Einstein Katt. Can you come in, please? Ground Control: Yes, this is ground control in Houston....

C.: (Well, now than I’m drifting through space, I can let my mind wander. Speaking os traveling through space, how can the universe be...

C.: Wow! I’m positioned just right to see what d.c. is doing at work. Since Texas Correctional Care has made inmates’ records public...

11/19/24 1600 hours d.: (I’d better try to call Dirt Cheap Discount Oil Change again and see if I can get some of my  money back from...