Cal.E's Korner

C.: Well, d.c. is busy watching his team play in March Madness, so I’m going to expand my mind by doing complicated math calculations in my head. First though, I'll exercise to get some blood flowing to my brain. Well, that's enough of that. Now, for the mental exercise.

If I expand my mind enough, maybe I can win the pot at The Kennel where everyone picks all the winners for the NCAA Basketball Tournament. The person who picks all the games correctly wins the pot. Everyone who works at The Kennel has been contributing a dollar each year, but no one has ever won the pot, because no one has picked every winner in the tournament. That means that the pot has been growing for the last ten years. It’s up to a healthy amount by now, so I’m going to expand my mind so that I can win that pot and have almost as much money as my third husband, Tucker Tucker Two, a.k.a. The Cat Fighter Formerly Known As The Tuxedo (wh

o really needs a shorter nickname) Now Simply Known As T Because Triple T Was Already Taken.

Hmm…The most challenging math problems are the gozendas. I’ll start with something really hard to start the blood pumping to my brain. Let’s see, Pi gozenda six…pie does sound good. I’m really hungry, so I’ll just take a little break and eat a piece of that delicious sardine and onion pie in the refrigerator.

Now then, back to my calculations. Pi gozenda 3… three pieces of that delicious sardine and onion pie would be better than just one. Okay, now, where was I?

Well, I think that I may have eaten to much pie, so I’ll just take a little cat nap and get right back to doing my calculations as soon as I wake up… But I’m a sound sleeper, so I’ll probably sleep until this time tomorrow, so that’s it for today, folks. Please join us tomorrow for another episode of Cal.E.’s Korner.