And you are listening to the Joe Groan Show, on WORD in the Texas Golden Triangle: Port Author, Orange and Beaumont; all talk radio all the time.
C.: I’d better go check on d.c. I just got a disturbing text from him. I guess I can stream the Joe Groan Show and listen to it later.
C.: d.c., are you okay?
d.: yes, why?
C.: you just texted me that you were having organ failure. Is it your liver, your pancreas, or something else serious?
d.: No, I think it just needs new batteries. At least, that's what this article on the internet says.
C.:…??? Oh, so you were talking about your electric keyboard.
d.: Yes, all the other functions work, but not the organ function. That’s really odd.
C.: Well, since I’m already here, would you like to write our blog?
d.: Sure. I have an idea for it. We’ll take turns writing a story. I’ll go first.
“Long, long ago, in a galaxy far from Earrth…
C.: There lived a cat.
d.: But not just any cat. This cat could talk. In fact she was from a planet full of talking cats…
:C.::.219816321, to be exact.
d.: This planet of talking cats was located in the Cat Galaxy, which was run by a huge, evil cat…
C.: Named Meow Z. Tongue, or El Gordo Gato, as he was called behind his back.
d.: And one day, the queen of the Planet of the Talking Cats ate her husband, the king of the planet’s dinner, she was exiled for POTTC and told to never return…
C.: By her husband and the evil Meow Z. Tongue.
d.; He spaceship crashed on Planet Earth, and her only way to get home was destroyed when her spacecraft exploded on impact of landing in the Atlantic Ocean, near Baltimore and Washington D.C.
C.: Which made her sad.
d.: She married an earth cat and had fourteen kittens, and then stowed away on an eighteen wheeler headed west..
C.: And she got off in Houston.
d.: It was there that she found her new best friend, after she’d been captured because she was mistaken for a Ferrell earth cat.
C.: Which made her mad, and then glad.
d.: She was adopted by her new best friend’s next door neighbor and best friend’s family, and then met and married her third husband, who was a meowiollionaire, as well as the WACKO heavy weight cat fighintng champion in five different categories…
C.: And a former thug.
d.: But, she married him anyway, thinking she could change him
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C.: And she did, so the two cats lived happily ever after.
d.: And now you know the story of how Cal.E. Katt came to Earth…
C.: So, that’s the wrap for today, folks. Please join us tomorrow for another episode of Cal.E.’s Korne
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