T. Puppy.: Hey, Dad left his computer open. I can write the blog for today. I’ll cal it
PUPPY PATTER
I see the Wilsons have a new cat…for now. And.... Dad will need to rename me next week, because that’s when my second birthday will occur. I won’t be a puppy anymore. What name will my minor league team for the Astros need to put on my jersey?
I could go by T, but Cal.E.’s third husband, Tucker Tucker Two, a.k.a. The Cat Fighter Formerly Known As The Tuxedo (who really needs a shorter nickname) NOw Simply Known As T Because Triple T Was Already Taken goes by that name.
I won’t be a puppy anymore, though, so I can’t go by that name, either. And, I’m not a cat, so I can’t go by my last name….Maybe I should go by “The G.O.A.T.,” because I am the greatest female canine minor league center fielders of all time. That’s because I’m the only player that can fit that description; but I look more like a sheep than a goat. So… Uh, oh, I hear Dad coming, and it sounds like he’s talking to someone. Mom’s at work, so he’s talking to… A CAT?!
Dad’s a traitor. I’ll give him what for and not listen to anything he tells me to do…just like I do every day of my life. So, that won’t work. I know I’ll
D.: T. Puppy, get down off my desk! I need to work on my computer.
T.P. Got to go, so that’s all the time we have for today, folks. Please join us tomorrow for another episode of Cal.E.’s Korner.
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