C.: One, One two, One two, One, two, three, four Houston has the Astros, the greatest baseball team They hit the ball from line to line...

Cal.E. and d.c. have boarded a flight bound for Laguardia airport in New York City. From there, they will catch a connecting flight to...

Cal.E. and d.c. have boarded a flight bound for Laguardia airport in New York City. From there, they will catch a connecting flight to...

Where it began, I can't begin to knowing But then I know it's growing strong Was in the spring And spring became the summer Who'd have...

Southern man, better keep your head Don't forget what your good book said Southern change gonna come at last Now your crosses are burning...

Sweet Home Alabama One, two, three Turn it up Big wheels keep on turnin' Carry me home to see my kin Singin' songs about the south-land I...

C.: d.c, look at this text Ralph sent me. What do you think it means? And is this the song you were going to ask the sitar player to play...

C.: Hey d.c. I have some questions about the animals here on Earth. d.: Just one minute, Cal.E. I’ve gotta ride this horse down *( lyrics...

C.: Well, d.c. It looks like you were right. T.J. was homesick, so his thirteen brothers and sisters went to see him. Thanks for...

Bum ba deah Bum ba deah d.: Whoa big fella C.: d.c., why are you stopping your horse? We need to find my kittens! d.: I know, Cal.E. But...

C.: Thanks for talking Dad into letting you go to his family’s ranch and borrow a couple of their horses, d.c. Since Mom and Dad are out...

Mr. Hurtstopee, your next C.: Hi, d.c. Where are you? d.: I am waiting for my urologist appointment. What’s up? C.: I was just thinking...

We’re the Houston Astros, Houston Astros, Houston Astros number one 2,3,4 C.: hi, d.c. What are you doing now? d.: I am sending an email...

C.: d.c. I need your help. d.: How can I help my best friend? C.: I need to know something: What is the meaning of life? d.: It is a...

We’re the Houston Astros, Houston Astros, Houston Astros number one 2,3,4 d.: Go home Yankees fans, go home (all of you!) Go home Yankees...

As ELAC is enjoying her newfound resources on Planet HTRAE, compliments of Dr. Buddy Bones; we will now return to planet Earth (sort of)....

d.: Maybe the new name of the blog would be Cal.E.’s condescending caterwauling! C.: Yeah?! WEll…thinking more like d.c.’s delusional...

C.: The exciting adventures of THE most adorable talking cat on this or ANY planet and her boring human sidekick… d.: What are you...

C.: Now that I have on “the cat’s pajamas” (hehe) I am wide awake! I must get some sleep before my evening shift, though. Counting sheep,...

While Dr. Buddy Bones is trying to find a way to finance his perpetual motion machine through sports on planet HTRAE we now take you back...