Ralph: Well, I might as well read the first chapter of this book while I am on my break. I am glad that The Kennel lets its workers bring...

Your attention please: Flight 7600 from Dallas Love Field to Houston Hobby Airport is being delayed due to adverse weather conditions....

Ralph: Well, we all made it on the plane in time. It should touch down in Houston just in time for us to catch a rideshare back to the...

Could have been the catnip, might have been the pigskins. Could have been three or four six-packs, I don't know, but look at the mess I'm...

I work all night, I work all day to pay the bills I have to pay Ain't it sad? And still there never seems to be a single penny left for...

Buddy Bones: Well, Mom and Dad went out with d.c. and Eudora for dinner, and they took Cal.E. with them. That means that as of now, I am...

C.: I guess thirteen in my lucky number! That is how many of kittens I am still training. Tom Junior got accept to the Security Cat...

This is Skip Adz sitting in for Ben Dunn, who is taking an extended vacation due to "circumstances beyond his control." First up, we have...

C.: d.c. can you come out in the front yard? I want to talk to somebody besides my kittens, but I need to get away from them for a few...

C.: Thanks for letting me use your internet connection to send my report to my boss at The Kennel, d.c. Dad came over and finished the...

C.: d.c., I have a problem. I hope you can help me. d.: What is it, Cal.E.? I will help you any way I can, since you are my best friend....

C.: well, d.c. I guess that you are off the hook. Mr. Anonymous is taking care of all the funeral arrangements in Uvalde. You can keep all...

C.: Hi, d.c., how are you doing today? d.: I am doing better now, Cal.E. I just read that an “anonymous donor” committed $175,000 to help...

C.: Well, I finished reading the Sunday paper, but I still must get ready for a full week of twelve-hour shifts. I also must get my...

C.: I wonder how d.c. is doing now that I have limited his beet juice and catnip. I have not heard from him all day, and he is not...

"Pink Houses" There's a black man with a black cat Livin' in a black neighborhood He's got an interstate Runnin' through his front yard...

C.: Oh, there you are, d.c. I have been looking all over for you. I thought you said that you wanted to eat lunch with me. What happened?...

d.: (ring) Cal.E. it is late. Why are you still wearing your work clothes? C.: Because I am still at work, d.c. I will be with you as...

d.: I have been trying to call you all day Cal.E. So has The Kennel. They need extra help, because so many workers took vacation this...

C.: d.c., do you remember that I told you that all my kittens were coming to stay with me for the summer? d.: Yes, Cal.E. I believe you...