Buddy Bones: Well, Mom and Dad went out with d.c. and Eudora for dinner, and they took Cal.E. with them. That means that as of now, I am in charge here! Let’s see what the humans have left laying around. I see a delicious looking chair cushion, (mm!) a bone from dinner (I wonder if this is hollow? {crunch} it is! Hmm, if it gets stuck in my colon, and part of it must be surgically removed, would I then have a semicolon? {hehe}). I hear the door opening. (click) Since Mom, Dad, and Cal.E. will not be back for a while, it must be a burglar. I will scare him away with a mean bark Grrr! Mom, Dad, Cal.E.?
Dad: Haha! Now we know how to get served quickly at ANY restaurant! Taking thirteen of Cal.E.’s kittens with us to the restaurant was a stroke of genius. If T.J. had been with us, we probably would have been served even faster! That waiter could not wait to see us go! I guess it was helpful that we all ordered Sushi! That way, the waiter did not have to wait on the cook to prepare our fish dinners. He just skinned and scaled them, gutted them, fileted the meat and put it on our plates once it was cleaned.
C.: (thinking) Yes, but there is something rotten in Denmark. Where is Buddy Bones? He was up to SOMETHING, I just know it! Come on, kittens, let’s go see what he is up to. Buddy Bones!! What are you doing with my computer?!
BB: I will write this blog from now on! You cannot beat me, I outweigh you by twenty pounds! This computer is mine! GRRR!
C.: ATTENSHUN!! Prisoner escape mode! Double time, hup two three four. ATTACK!!
BB: Huh? What’s happening? Cal.E. has multiplied! Did she clone herself?! OUCH! Those sharp claws are hurting me! This place is lousy with kittens, both Cal.E. clones and orange tabbies! I REALLY wish I could fly! Then I could get away from all these cats! Maybe, if I flap my ears and believe it, I can achieve it!!!
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