d.: How are you doing today, Cal.E.? C.: Much like the fictional Ishmael in "Moby Dick," I am troubled. d.: Why is that? Did you run out...

d.: Hi, Cal.E. how are you? C.: It is nice to see that you are yourself again, d.c.,but I have a small problem. I can’t stop shaking. d.:...

d.: You are looking very dapper this evening Cal.E. What’s up? C.: I am just enjoying my hard-earned winnings. I would like to share some...

I work all night, I work all day to pay the bills I have to pay Ain't it sad? And still there never seems to be a single penny left for...

In the day we sweat it out on the streets Of a runaway American dream At night we ride through the mansions of glory In suicide machines...

C.: d.c., wake up! d.: I'm awake Cal.E. Humans are usually awake during daylight hours (unlike most cats). What is going on? You seem...

d.: Well, Cal.E has come out of hiding, so we can resume having our conversations. Hi, Cal.E. It is good to see you. You must have heard...

d.: Cal.E. is still on the lam, but I am going to try to fix that today. I heard Tom the Tabby talking to his hench cat, Tucker Tucker...

d.: Well, Cal.E is still on the lam, and my favorite target to criticize is not in the news today. I will just bring you more excerpts...

d.: Okay, y'all, Cal.E. is busy with her cat rodeo, so I will be doing this blog solo for now. It is fortunate, then, that my all-time...

d.: Well, the Houston LIvestock Show and Rodeo is over, and I did not get to see any of the performers, or any of the rodeo this year....

d.: Hi, Cal.E. Why did you text me a picture of you doing the high jump? C.: That is a picture from my obedience school days. I was one...

C.: Hi, d.c. I think that I have thrown my tormentors off my trail for now. I just wanted to ask you a question. What is all the hoopla...

C.: Hello? Why did you wake me up, d.c.? What is so important as to disturb me while I am getting the twenty hours of sleep I need to run...

d.: Cal.E. is still on the run, and I am busy trying to restore my classic car. So, I will just skip ahead and bring you more excerpts...

C.: Hi, d.c. I shook off both “Triple Ts’’ for now. I just had to stop and ask you why you texted me a picture of a classic car? d.: That...

C.: Hi, d.c. I think I have thrown Tom and T. off of my trail for the time being, so I have a few minutes to talk. I just wanted to hear...

Cal.E.s Corner Day Sixteen C.: It would be boring in the rehab facility Mom and Dad put me in for my addiction to catnip if I did not...

d.: During Cal.E’s absence, I had some time to study the subject of how the rodeo and the events involved came to be, since it is rodeo...

Cal.E.’s Corner; Day Sixteen on Planet Earth C.: At least Mom and Dad put me into a kennel with nice accommodations for my...